aadil

[petty bourgeois protestant @pbprot]

Summer: “living in NY is not worth it. If we moved to the suburbs, we’d get away from all the craziness and sit by the pool every day”
Fall: “who am I kidding, I could never leave this perfect city”
Winter: “this is horrible. Why don’t we just move to Miami?”
Spring: “this is the greatest city on earth”

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

We used to be a proper country

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

55 POINTS

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is your periodic reminder that hotels are incredibly superior to Airbnbs

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Joe Pesci’s run from 1990-1995

- Goodfellas (90)
- Home Alone (90)
- JFK (91)
- My Cousin Vinny (92)
- Home Alone 2 (92)
- A Bronx Tale (93)
- Casino (95)

Absolutely Legendary Heater

[aadil @mseahaze]

@dunkindonuts you do realize there’s something called simple syrup that you can use in an iced coffee instead of regular sugar that never dissolves properly

[aadil @mseahaze]

You know a comedy show is good when you’re alone and laugh out loud

[aadil @mseahaze]

I LOVE TRAINS #highspeedrail

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

August 31st September 1st

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭

[GL @gldivittorio]

We did it, we banned juuls before assault rifles

[aadil @mseahaze]

2012 was one of the greatest years for music, look it up

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

cats would love cigarettes

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Waiting to eat your popcorn before the movie starts is the hardest thing to do

[demotivational speaker. 💖 @hey_sita]

Sweet potato fries don’t taste good. Why do y’all be lying?

[✿HE/THEY✿ @matrizora]

the more u dig into 70’s music the more u realize literally everything is a sample 😭