Lisa, Duchess of Netflix

movies. music. cats. pistachios. laughter.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

My default setting is 'disappointed'.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@Ann_Hedonia1 @cowboyjeffkent I had a make a few of those calls, today. 😂

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

In hell it’s just non stop friendly reminders

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Fun fact: One hundred years ago Stanley Cups were called canteens.

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

At work today I had to listen to two boomers that make 5x what I make argue about how to reply to an email (not what to say, literally how to send the email)

[𝐶𝑜 𝐶𝑜 ♡ @C0REENNA]

I resigned from my job two weeks ago. So yeah, my stress level has lowered considerably, and so will my bank account.

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@mehdirhasan @jawofsteel2014 WTF? This has to stop.

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Getting out of bed is the leading cause of pretty much everything.

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

The older I get the more I try to avoid people and their bullshit.

[Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker]

The new dog is afraid of me and every time I enter a room she gets up and leaves. Which raises the question WHY WON’T EVERYONE ELSE DO THIS FOR ME, TOO??

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[Mac Dickson @MacDicksonShow]

The maturity of a 15-year old. The back and knees of an 80-year old!

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

Hunter Biden, trending on Twitter *and* Bluesky, today.

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i love how cats catching bugs is they act like they personally defended the household from an ancient evil

[Manders 🌻 @SunflowerGpsy]

I miss OG twitter

Like this tweet if you're one of the originals on here

[Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @MsLisaM]

@SunflowerGpsy Been here since 2009. I just followed you.

[Uptown Schmuck @SchmuckOnAHorse]

So it turns out that Passion of the Christ is not a great date movie. Lesson learned.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

If it looks like a brain, it's good for your brain (e.g., cauliflower, walnuts, other brains).

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

Five beeps is too many beeps, microwave.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Has anyone ever had a stronger start on this app?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I've actually come to the conclusion that the sole purpose of homework is to condition children into accepting that unpaid overtime and ridiculous hours and not even being able to escape work even in your own home are a normal things to expect in their future.