melissa williams

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[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

It's such an honor to train for the Boston Marathon this year and so proud to rep team #DFMC

[masslivenews @masslivenews]

A pair of sisters are running in this year's Boston Marathon to honor of their mother. Along with their father, they held a fundraiser Saturday night at the Holyoke Lodge of Elks. https://t.co/H9hFSk7Uy1

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@mrmonr0e

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@mrmonr0e I'm screaming laughing OMG this made my morning hahahahhahahhaha

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@murphybedmary don't even get me started. 😂

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

me at my desk listening to the complete @hadestown OBCR

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@S_fletcher @SirTophamHatt Love that you categorized. In my house we stan Chris Evans 100%.

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

Keep it.

[Official Charts @officialcharts]

"How fun would that be?" Ed Sheeran wanted to release an all-male equivalent of Lady Marmalade https://t.co/L2Isd3GDB5

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@SirTophamHatt who's your favorite chris?

[zoë @zoeeeeeeezoe]

one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@SirTophamHatt @S_fletcher

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@SirTophamHatt

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@SirTophamHatt @S_fletcher I’m lol-ing

[rob sheffield @robsheff]

and the texting leads to tweeting, and the tweeting leads to stress, and then there is no afternoon left

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@SirTophamHatt Everyone constantly makes fun of the font size on my phone. Welcome 2 the club.

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@jackiemarie_ the fact I didn't even get his name right proves the anger.

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

@SirTophamHatt 😭😭😭😭

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

📨 Bostonians send more emails when it’s between 30 and 60 degrees out. - https://t.co/LmMySpj2L0 via @Yesware

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

I enjoy eating meals in bed so much that I am considering buying an additional bed expressly for that purpose.

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

"They row him back across the Hudson. I get a hearty breakfast" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Cc: @Lin_Manuel https://t.co/qGsAIy3JcE

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

After he fatally shot Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr returned home and ate a hearty breakfast.

[melissa williams @msmelwilly]

TFW Dry January is over.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Here's another chapter from The Modern Writer-
Write one word.
Check Twitter.
Write a second word.
Check e-mail.
Write a third word.
Check Instagram.
Look at the screen, hate all three words, erase them.
Put on Netflix.
Repeat.