Liam Mullone

Libertarian. Writer. Comedian. Annoyed. Annoying.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@andykindcomedy So did whoever went first. It's clearly some sort of squid game thing and neither wants to win.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

Can people please stop pouring scorn on the PM? I tried to deride something today and there was NO scorn available anywhere. #LizTrussPM

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@HappyEcoNews I would like to know where James Morris gets the idea that 87% of electric batteries are made from seawater. Can he name a single plant that is up and running using this method today?

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

I am being extorted for money by @dhlexpressuk for a mistake their company made! No help, and a customer service guy who promises to help and does nothing. Use any other courier!

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

Flight cancelled just as me and happy child getting in the car for a weekend away. Thanks so much @easyjet Only the fifth time you've screwed up. NEVER AGAIN. What a shower of shit you truly are.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

#suegray

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It's #Teignmouth Comedy Club tomorrow night Fri 7th Jan 8pm with @mattbraggcomedy @welshdavecomedy @DannyDeegan & MC @mullone book now https://t.co/jlI06NWJBM or call 01626 249049 @loveteignmouth @whatsondevon @visitsouthdevon @TeignTourism

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@marybourkecomic @brokenbottleboy Was this the chap who told us how formative Trainspotting had been to him and his chums? Got them to shotgun cans of Babycham?

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@marybourkecomic It's the new 'original sin'.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@TheSimonEvans Ghost Riders in the Sky, isn't it? Originally by Stan Jones. I rather like the Jello Biafra / Mojo Nixon version.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

The Verstsppen/Hamilton last lap scandal has totally ruined a thing where 40 rich cunts make a noise like an angry wasp and go in a circle for two hours making a massive hole in the fucking sky.
I cannot believe this has been allowed to happen to sport. #sport #F1

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

Rewatching Keir Starmer looking nervous and constipated on PMQs.... if you can't enjoy yourself right now, Keir, you will NEVER enjoy yourself.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

Was the Prime Minister aware of the party in his wife's vagina nine months ago? #cheeseandnibbles

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@andykindcomedy My dyslexic friend went on a killing spree, before turning the gnu on himself.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

Remember to folow Plan B unless you have this exemption lanyard. #covidplanB

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@BarclaysUKHelp Oh please don't worry. You closed your sodding branch, so I didn't get wet going to it.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@easyJet I have two days left to use a voucher code, but at checkout I get no place to enter one! Please help!

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@JacquiDeevoy1 I was impressed that your friend became possessed by a demon and got their jab on the same day.

[Liam Mullone @mullone]

@shaunwkeaveny Actually the Edinburgh show u r thiking of was one PHRASE - being 'What the f**k is this?' .. in 2014 but I can't remember the comedian.