Cape Verde is the size of Kansas City.
I promise you there’s hardly a person in that country that doesn’t personally know at least one player on that team.
Can you imagine how proud they must be of them?
the disconnect between straight chronically online people vs queer chronically online people where one side knows what audio is trending on tik tok and the other side has learned to read cryllic via gay hockey fan fiction
Headcanon: One day in their marriage, Shane gets drunk and makes the mistake of telling Ilya about putting on a suit for their first hook up and Ilya never, ever lets him live it down. Like, they have a son and Shane asks for a picture when Ilya is home with him, and Ilya sends him this, captioned ‘first playdate today, kinda nervous’
Im thinking about Ilya hiring a Russian housekeeper as a rookie. She’s an older woman uncomfortably close to how old his mom would be in a way that Ilya doesn’t want to think about. Ilya’s fridge is mostly full of meals prepped by his nutritionist, and his hk hates that. She asks
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