mer

save the pigeons

[mer @murlmeister]

babe kept taking pics of me smoking…i kept tellin her to stop but she thought i looked so cool she just kept doing it 🙄

[chemicalfarm @1chemicalfarm]

What if instead of yacht rock it was called gyatt rock

[mer @murlmeister]

damn babygurl those bowels irritable??

[mer @murlmeister]

faded off the jimmy in the 7/11 bathroom reading the proper handwashing poster with the enthrallment of a scholar reading a scientific journal

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

You only live once - you should try to spend as much time on the computer as possible. After you die, you won't have access to it any more

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"blow me away" by breaking benjamin (2004)

[Layminator @1ayminator]

It’s such a piss a trail home from the bar type of night

[SB3 Shin @sb3shin]

Niggas be like "that's not realistic" as if the entire universe isn’t a living miracle beyond human comprehension

[mariah @killmeorshutup]

just found out the people in porn don’t actually love each other

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE DIARY

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

I'm at the scrappedyard. Straight up 'Jonken it' and by 'it' haha, well. let's justr say. My priyus.

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

turns out i don’t actually have autism i’m just weird and not good at hanging out

[Herbert Hoover @HerbertHooover]

I bet you feel awfully silly now, huh?

[mer @murlmeister]

lmao not really

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

(guy who has no clout, pull, or influence) Let me know if you ever need anything

[saint judas 🎃 @saintjudas_]

LIE TO ME

LIKE WE USED TO

[mer @murlmeister]

@1chemicalfarm W lauren

[mer @murlmeister]

i Joaquin on her Phoenix till the River start flowin