Cody Murphy

[Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz]

I think my skeleton's in backwards.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Anthony Lane, brilliant on Murdoch/hacking, but reaches some depressing conclusions. http://nyr.kr/pr4tFs

[Strategic Cities @StrategicCities]

Another psycho caught on helmet cam attacking a cyclist (Romford, last Wednesday) http://bit.ly/qyEX3f Can you help identify him?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Last night I explained to my 5 year old son that the dark is not nearly as scary as your wife bringing home a pregnancy test.

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

HIVE MIND, deb's diner in waldoboro, ME closes in four minutes, but will be open tomorrow. If you don't like this place, we are not friends

[Cody Murphy @murphy_cody]

Likes the quote "Absence is to love as wind is to fire: it extinguishes the little flame, it fans the big." http://bit.ly/pjJdFV

[Jarod Kintz @JarodKintz1]

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(717): Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.

[Mikey Dumbface @dumfacee]

@PFTompkins I never saw cakeboss and always thought it was just a over the top character Then I watched the show and respect your restraint