Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version)

Just some dude

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

“mutilization”

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

President Trump declines to commit to permanently scrapping the DOJ's $1.8 billion "anti-weaponization" fund. "I'd have to ask the lawyers," he says. "I don't know."

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

A big thank you to @HeyHeyItsConrad for trying his best to defend @PWTorch’s Todd Martin after @EBischoff buried him on the latest episode of @83Weeks!

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

Yo, @BraxtonMiller5, you signed a football for my son earlier this year. Thanks!
What he forgot to mention was that on the other side were the (fading) signatures of the great Steve Mariucci and (very fading) LEGEND John Madden.
Thought you’d like to know.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

worst limerick ever

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I kick off ‘26, as I do every year, with my apology to this chimp

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

“oh how they mocked when I chose to specialize in upside-down horse rescuing”

[Stanley Graps @StanleyGraps]

Cena gave everything he had, sacrificed everything he could

[Mr. T @MrT]

In my church, our pastor encourages us to be more like Jesus, and serving and helping others. It’s not our place to judge, it’s our place to Love and Forgive! Thank you Jesus, for showing us the way! #ThursdayMotivation

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

@NWR_James you made me google this

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

no man is poor who cameos in a comic book about a ventriloquist

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

GIVEAWAY TIME: Sunday night I will pick one random winner and send them a free copy of THE STAND slipcased gift edition. Fully illustrated. All you have to do to be eligible is Follow and Retweet. Good luck!

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

@StephenKing Did you catch Angus and Co. in Foxborough last month?

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

for me it was algebra

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

Almost as though @stephenking’s partnership with @RichardChizmar was meant to be, what with the last name Chizmar appearing in his very first novel, Carrie

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

@SweetMattyD Yo, Matt, if you haven’t taken Penn’s advice and watched One Cut of the Dead yet, please do so — it’s just as wickedly smart as he said on PSS

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I kick off ‘25, as I do every year, with my apology to this chimp

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY — Next Sunday night, I will give one randomly chosen winner a free copy of the forthcoming Slipcased & Illustrated gift edition of Stephen King’s THE STAND. Just have to Follow and Share to be eligible. Good luck!

[Rob Ford (Taylor’s Version) @musicman613]

@MATTHARDYBRAND You inspired me, sir! Took my gaggle to Waffle House in your honor! (I have four as well, tho the oldest is at college in Pittsburgh).