fairy knight moe szyslak 🐀

i am really bad at twitter
he/they

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the balance between wanting to tell them they have a nice smile and that you want to eat their ass for days

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@IzzyWinterz 😸😩😫 too perfect

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i told my therapist i think i might be autistic and she asked if she should put in my notes that im "concerned" i might have autism. im not concerned; i just want to figure it out.

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@LilahSturges Pride and Prejudice

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@zekedrinkswater i'm gay for the first time in a long time and I don't know what to do???

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i know i know, celebrate small victories; i want a BIG victory. i want EXCITEMENT!

[Jonathan Ginsburg @JonathanGins27]

@nicodellafabs Sorry, you heard the rules, you now can only have women in your bedroom, men must be kept in the hall closet

[worm 🐛 @softandworm]

We need more coming-of-age stories except the main character is +25, employed and hates their job, single, with less than one friend, and generally bad at human relationships

[Gretchen Sisson @gesisson]

Repro justice folks: do you have Brackeen v. Haaland on your radar? This case will rule on the constitutionality of the Indian Child Welfare Act. It impacts the rights of Native families to parent their children & the rights of Native children to grow up in Native homes.

[Community @CommunityTV]

you’re not in the Dreamatorium. this is real.

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

I took a picture of a kid's chest x-ray to show the family (he had pneumonia). I showed the kid and he gasped. Then in an awestruck voice he said, "I have a skeleton."

[Robbie Pierce @Robbiepierce]

A random unattended 7yo at the park told me and my son that gay people are the devil and are going to hell. My son scoffed, but the boy said it was true because God said so. I told him parents made up God to make their kids do what they want. His eyes got so big.

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@hamishsteele I'm so ready for more!

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i love my stubble and i can't wait to get on t and have more

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

here is a one page rpg about being a left wing office cat where you must avoid garbage cans and being buttered by colleagues

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Now this is how headlines should be written

[it is margrave lucian @margravelucian]

Things I wish I'd known before I started HRT nearly ten years ago 🧵1/?

[fairy knight moe szyslak 🐀 @muttering_gnome]

bwehhh

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

anytime you feel the urge to look at ur phone while driving, pick up a book instead.