marmite 🐀

Every day becoming closer the compiler nerd I deserve to be. she/her

my tweets exclusively reflect my own opinions and not anyone I am employed by.

[Lucius Merryweather 🖊️🐶 ASTRALINE @Merrydawg]

If you say you're a minor in my chat, you'll be banned immediately.

Children belong in the mines and factories, growing our economy. You shouldn't have time to watch streams.

[Mario Mario @NintendoPlumber]

That was-a NOT what I-a meant . . .

[trash @trashh_dev]

software engineers after they spent more than two years at a company

[RTGame 👑 @RTGameCrowd]

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 5 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

[Jack The Jobber @JackTheJobber]

Somehow despite lining up alongside the beaten PM, the YouTuber holding an L sign, and the fucking ventriloquist's dummy, your boy repping Reform still looks the most ridiculous in his big big suit.

[Emma Kennedy @EmmaKEdDev]

Ah good, I was hoping we'd get a real classic, soul-meltingly depressing Starmer take on Tennant and Badenoch, and he's delivered

[axeltron6000 ⚞ • ⚟ @infinityonFAGS]

@magoonka @actioncqts https://t.co/WPRv20tt3E

[pierbi 🏳️‍⚧️ @pierbiwierbi]

yea this actually isnt good news

instead of having to prove you have lived as a trans person for 2 years now you have to wait 2 years after applying for a grc , regardless of how long you have trans for

this is far worse

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“gender ideology” is the purest of dogwhistles, and the way you know that is that children will still be calling male and female teachers “Mr” and “Mrs”. schools are suffused with *actual* gender ideology. what keir means here is “the existence of trans people”

[marmite 🐀 @myhandleisvirt]

If only women can have vaginas, how is Starmer such a raging cunt?

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Starmer: "So I agree with what Tony Blair said the other day about men having penises and women having vaginas"

Normal island. Normal politicians #BBCcqt

[marmite 🐀 @myhandleisvirt]

@MahDryBread Shroomba

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Unfortunately, a tabloid newspaper has got hold of a music video I recorded in Islington North with an iconic grime artist I've admired for years.

They are planning to publish a heavily edited clip, so I'm releasing the full version myself. Watch here: https://t.co/vwNGQN2wqU

[Ashok Kumar @comrade_kumar_]

Nothing to see here kids.

[Ryan Goodcase @RyanGoodcase]

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. https://t.co/MrkhxmiZPZ

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Count Binface is standing against Rishi Sunak in his Richmond and North Allerton seat

[@CountBinface]