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the rain in spain falls mainly in the plain | incoming 613/343 resident | 8teen 🏒

[captain quirk 🍁 @MysticWizard77]

@BrythonicPapist @50YearsAgoLive Right but was that before or after he tied James Bond up and tried to bisect him with a laser

[Moorkriecher Etzel @Moorkriecher13]

Leftist controversy: The Stalinist-Maoist with Marxist tendencies has been a hecking unwholesome woman beater?

Righttist Controversy: the Swastikacooler is missing👀

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

okay time to give my press conference about a cop being shot where i carefully don’t mention that it was another cop that shot him. but first let me put on my big ass star of david necklace

[sebassebassebas 🇨🇷 @Sebas31k]

"You must verify your face to chat."
"You must verify your ID to upload items."
"You must pay to publish items."

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I didn’t realize until now that Transatlantic accents were simply endangered and not extinct. Wow…. Yeah that really is a snafu..

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

"But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin" is very this

[chloe @chlorbee]

"we'll work for you for a lower wage"

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

Joshua Sawyer: i dont ever wanna work on a large NV sized game ever again

Asha heading to obsidian HQto deliver the "Fuck you make fallout" command

[El Borto @bortinez_]

Still no evidence he sold Kirk the fent that killed him. NEXT!

[captain quirk 🍁 @MysticWizard77]

@Neoncaffeine @futchspock Moby Dick is only words and it’s art. Poetry is only words and it’s art. Art is a series of intentional creative choices that convey emotion. Even written graffiti is art. That isn’t to say it’s inherently GOOD art, just that it is.

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

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@delightfulnorth @TrueSlazac b-b-based

[captain quirk 🍁 @MysticWizard77]

@TrueSlazac vaughan is NOT a rural town dawg 😭

[captain quirk 🍁 @MysticWizard77]

This is the funniest possible outcome. Nobody cares enough to stop his stupid shenanigans and now he’s condemned to waste the next two months of his life arguing that a man dressed as a bin is the “establishment”

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves confirms the Clacton by-election will go ahead

"It is a farce and a desperate distraction. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him"

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

up on that stage dressed like colonel homer

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby