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[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Body: time to sleep.

Brain: this is fun let’s say more things.

[wastedcanadian @melissacare01]

I am Melissa
I am Canadian
I love my neighbours to the south
Even though they spell colour wrong.
My government does NOT speak or for me
I want to see both countries successful
This pi$sing contest needs to end immediately

[Vαηєѕѕα @mzvanessa]

@PierrePoilievre What an odd way of saying that a conservative premiere over stepped..

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

It’s the police open up!

Me: you mean like emotionally?

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I overheard my neighbor telling his wife to calm down. I’m really gonna miss him.

[Vαηєѕѕα @mzvanessa]

@NotTodayEric I don't have to imagine, I lived it as a teen.

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

My daughter told me I’m too old to enter her fort so for the next hour I will be constructing the world’s best blanket fort and only those 30 and above are welcome

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Please

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Who needs a weighted blanket when you've got the weight of the world

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Last night my seven year old asked to go to bed about 20 minutes before her normal bedtime. “Are you sleepy?” I asked. She said, “I’m not tired, I’m just tired of being awake,” and brother, I felt those words in my bones.

[Vαηєѕѕα @mzvanessa]

Make the leaf red at least 😂

[Vαηєѕѕα @mzvanessa]

@leahcrete Just one? 🤔 Because I can't pick between @ShivFPS & @Rag_Tagg

[Vαηєѕѕα @mzvanessa]

😭 for real 😂

[beau 🦇 @beaubeleth]

Me after realizing I've spent so much money on Apex I'll never be able to quit playing 😳

[Earth @earthcurated]

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

[Benny 'SF' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I think writing silly little things to make each other laugh is way more important than anything else people do on this app.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

The 90’s weren’t perfect but they were better than all this garbage.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

After 40 all you really want is a good mattress.

[Mark @106th]

It was called "MySpace" and we as children taught ourselves basic HTML and CSS coding to put marquee text banners, tacky sparkling gifs and custom colorways on our profiles.