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[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

so instead of showing the world cup opening ceremony i expect the bbc crew to give everyone watching a lecture about ethics and human rights like they did in 2022

[Ian L Richardson @ianrich15813274]

When one of the most respected referees in world football is refused entry by the host nation, because they don't like his home country, the correct response of the other referees should be to boycott the tournament unless he is allowed to do his job. Sadly, that won't happen.

[Bråå K●F¡ ™ 🇬🇭|🇨🇦 @eii_braakofi]

@DaleJohnsonBBC The same @FIFAcom that stripped Indonesia of hosting rights for the U-17 World Cup & moved it to Argentina because they refused visas for Israel. That same FIFA is now telling us they are not involved in host country immigration processes? What an absolute hypocritical shit show!

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

i want to read 5 books a day and consume all poetry and learn new languages & study different majors and pick up pottery and learn how to play instruments & own a bookstore and run a cafe and....

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Mohamed Rashad @MRashadnow]

الصورة حزينة على مستويات كتير جدا

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

instead of "sugar, spice & everything nice" i was made with "salt, defiance & extreme noncompliance"

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[27. @dimvji]

raw dogging life undiagnosed

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

People don't talk about this hypocrisy enough. Qatar doesn't commit 1/8th of the human rights violations that the US commits

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[Quetzal @slifante]

¿Por qué Kratos luce como sucio y desarreglado? No es necesario dejarse ir la piel para matar dioses.

[Hussein Mahran @H_Mahran]

أنا مش عارف ازاي الفيفا ساكتة على التهريج ده؟
يعني إيه الدولة المنظمة تختار مين يروح ومين ميروحش؟!
وليه لاعب دولي محترف في مستوى المونديال فيزته تترفض يعني؟ هيسيب ناديه وكاريره ويكسر الفيزا عشان يمسح حمامات ماكدونالدز عندكو مثلا؟

[mithrandir 🦬 @___mithrandir_]

I hate that they didn't kill off Ahsoka at the end of Clone Wars, because that opens up some really dumb plot contrivances. Where was this fully trained Jedi from the pre fall days while Luke was trying to solo Darth Vader and the emperor lol

[La Rana Gitana @LaRanaGitana]

Mi bisabuela: 9 hijos
Mi abuela: 3 hijos
Mi madre: 3 hijos
Yo: 1 gato
El gato: castrado