idk yet

🏳️‍🌈| if i want to, i will.

[S @even_steven8tht]

I don’t think there’s a statement that better captures the conservative world view

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

“Anything for you baby” - I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Dig that CEO up and shoot him again

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Elect us again or they’ll impeach us” is the fucking funniest campaign strategy.

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Men: “my daughter can’t dress too provocatively because I know how men are”

Women: “Men are predators”

Men: “How dare you generalize men like that!”

[NixUniverse 🐦‍🔥 @TheNixUniverse]

The literal vice president of the United States saying “give us another chance” after 2 years of pure dystopia is fucking insane and you’re an idiot if you vote for them

[♤ ZY.a⁸² 🗝 audhd | tired artist @kuzya_sa]

ITS NOT MY TIME YET 😭😭

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

They’re ICE agents now

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

company: we’re like a family here

me when I find a higher paying family:

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[Laris love Maki 💚 @lassiratuts]

Falei hoje “tenho Twitter desde 2010” minha aluna respondeu “nossa, o ano que eu nasci”

Minha honesta reação

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

please teach your children that every feeling is valid but every reaction isn’t acceptable.

[Warren @swd2]

Since Robert Kraft is in the news, this is a good time to remind you what he did.

In 2019, he went twice in two days to a massage parlor in Jupiter, FL.

The first time he got a handjob.

The second time he got a blowjob.

Cops were already suspicious of the place so they had cameras that caught it all.

BUT...

Bob is a billionaire. So he hired the best lawyers money could buy for "high 6 to low 7 figures" and they found a judge who ruled the cameras violated the law and tossed everything out.

Bob walked.

The women did not. They were arrested and charged with prostitution.

So in short.. fuck that guy and his holier than thou moral charade.

[Trump always loses in court. @Youtalkingtume]

Reporter: “ Mr. Trump who’s gonna replace you in 2028”

Trump : “ what makes you think I’m not gonna run??”

Reporter : “ the constitution”

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

If you’re old enough that a fall can take you out of commission for several months, you shouldn’t be in the fucking government

[Artist Formerly Known As @ESPNFrankie]

Wheeled that boy out like

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.

[Broward Stern @KnowbodysTweets]

I absolutely believe politics should destroy your relationships. You think abolitionists and slave owners were having dinner together after a day of work?

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

They done stuffed that nigga with baked beans like a taxidermy