Natalie Ponte 🥣

Population: one skog. Writer with things in @bylinebyline and @pigeonpagesnyc and @the_rumpus. @NYUCWP Paris alum. She/her.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

Thank you @PigeonPagesNYC for publishing my latest short story!

[Pigeon Pages @PigeonPagesNYC]

“I will write how sorry I am to miss the funeral... Every word of it will be true and every word of it will be a lie.”

Read “Katydids” by @natalieminor, in the nest now (🎨: Leslie Hewitt; image courtesy of @Guggenheim)

https://t.co/sG3810wyEs

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@sama anyone who has actually developed ai psychosis because of you should sue you for everything you’re worth.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@godofprompt Source?

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@jon_severs I will never recover from this Yahoo! News article about the death of Trey Reed. There was something so disturbing about the prevalence of ChatGPT-voice in such a somber article. "Straight-up disrespectful."

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@sama Bold of you to call Anthropic "authoritarian" while writing a check for $100mm to pay off an actually authoritarian presidential administration.

Eat shit, Sam.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@kate_rouch https://t.co/7kMI0nvjdn

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@kate_rouch Deranged behavior to taunt people about the dangers of your product when you are currently facing seven credible wrongful death lawsuits. Truly deranged.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@kate_rouch Are you seriously calling out Anthropic for trying to "control" AI development while paying off the Trump administration to look the other way

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@OopsGuess @sama oh my god use your own fucking mind you were born with

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@elonmusk @zdenDuran14 @davidpattersonx who's going to pay for it? you?

you literally gutted the federal government like, less than a year ago because you didn't like how they spent taxpayer dollars.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@analogouslife @juanvenchy ah, yes. the wheel! famous for stealing and profiting off cave paintings, consolidating all the wealth and power among billionaire cavemen, creating deepfakes and accelerating climate collapse while somehow attempting to make its own terrible cave paintings

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

ok i haven't been on here for awhile and y'all are really writing your TWEETS with chatgpt now? what the fuck is wrong with you

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@sama by "generate content" you mean porn
and by "bring some magic" you mean "profit from ip without having to pay actors"

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

how do religious people not find chatgpt satanic? like literally how is this not the metaphorical apple in the garden of eden

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@sama why, though

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@sama it took you seven years to figure out how to get your own invention to stop using em dashes and we're supposed to believe agi is right around the corner and you're the greatest mind of our generation

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@sama of course you're grateful to have him. he's making it even easier for you to shovel buckets of cash from taxpayers to line your own pockets.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@jazzanchovy very demure, very mindful, very delicious

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@eduleadership @em_agical @clhubes you literally acknowledged earlier your own mother had a stocking. presumably her husband, your father, put gifts into it. why are you acting like this is some incomprehensible concept? you literally have a phd.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

@moorehn @clauirizarry This! I get, like, 30% of my pedicures at JFK.

[Natalie Ponte 🥣 @natalieminor]

This was one of my favorite submissions to the @PigeonPagesNYC fiction contest, and I’m thrilled to see published so you all can enjoy it, too. @milesEfron, I’m your newest biggest fan.

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“Douglas continued to watch the man—so tall, hairless, and awkward—as he marveled at the cocktail shaker. He seemed both familiar and strange all at once.”

Read a Fiction Contest honorable mention by @milesEfron (🎨: Paul Duval, photo by Oeno Gallery)

https://t.co/JIsqUaGwqL