Victoria

I speak my mind, if you have a problem with that, eat my shorts.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

John McCain overcame more in his lifetime than most of us can fathom. He was a true patriot, who set an example of integrity and strength for all of us to follow. He will be missed, but his impact will reverberate for generations. RIP

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

oh,i was taking a bath

[Victoria @needwifi1]

@ItsOkayillLeave Wassup b

[jordan @JordanUhl]

If I ever die in a mass shooting you have my permission to politicize the fuck out of my death in order to same someone else's life.

That's not a suggestion.

That's an order.

[BBC Eurovision @bbceurovision]

The drama when my favourite #Eurovision act doesn't qualify.

[juni θ∆ 🔜 BLFC @JUNIUS_64]

PSA: THIS BEE IS A FRIEND

if you ever see a bee like this, thumb-sized, dark wings, white face, shiny black abdomen, it’s a male carpenter bee!

HE CANNOT STING YOU. He may bump you or chase you because he is defending his territory. But he cannot harm you, please don’t harm him

[Victoria @needwifi1]

Current mood: dammit lasagna in my sock, again.

[Victoria @needwifi1]

@ItsOkayillLeave Yes, you did

[Victoria @needwifi1]

@ItsOkayillLeave Start humming Girls like Girls

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

Paul Ryan is retiring to spend more quality time with his mirror.

[Jersey Joe's Rodeo Ponies @JoesRodeoPonies]

@realDonaldTrump Now Paul Ryan can focus on his hobbies, such as kicking puppies and shutting down orphanages

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Here's what you need to know about Paul Ryan. His main regret as he leaves Congress is that he failed to take health care away from more people.

[Victoria @needwifi1]

WHY DOES CHEESCSKE FACTORY THINK I CAN EAT 5 POUNDS OF SALAD. I CANT OK

[Victoria @needwifi1]

@danielhowell Junkies!

[Victoria @needwifi1]

Trumps condoms are a thing and they are disgusting

[Victoria @needwifi1]

@ItsOkayillLeave Stop being shady

[Anna 🍊✝️ @annah038]

What’s the point of having 24 hours cable news channel when there is actual breaking news happening, and not one channel is covering it? Thanks #twitter for news on the #AustinBombings.

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

nothing worse than when someone doesn't vibe with ur sense of humor