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[NJ @nej308]

Hey @safelite I’m stuck trying to get around your automated phone tree. I just had to spend $120 bucks because your technician cracked a trim piece around my mirror and said he would replace it in April and I haven’t heard from him since. Who do I talk to to get reimbursed?

[NJ @nej308]

@TimsNeighbor Or tried to wash a 3 year olds hands while having to explain germ theory, basic household plumbing, and why mommy and daddy bought different soap this time.

IT WAS ON SALE IT IS STILL SOAP!

[NJ @nej308]

@GrowFromHereNZ @DGlaucomflecken Uh I believe your point still stood.

[NJ @nej308]

If you’re ever about to start a sentence with “Actually the 3/5th compromise was good” do yourself a favor and stop. Right there. Reflect on how much poisoned Kool-Aid you have drunk to end up making this argument in the public record.

[Natalie Allison @natalie_allison]

Now on the Tennessee House floor, Rep. Justin Lafferty is yelling about how the three-fifths compromise was good. Republicans applaud. Members of the black caucus are huddling in groups.

[NJ @nej308]

Want to meet my hog? #FarmingPickupLines

[Marc Gasol @MarcGasol]

I want to apologize.... TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!
#GrindCity

[NJ @nej308]

@WestSixth IPA is taking some of the sting out of the first half. Too bad I only have two left.

[NJ @nej308]

@newbelgium blue paddle goes great with home made tacos!

[NJ @nej308]

@LocalMemphis Berclair polling station busy but moving off Summer avenue.

[NJ @nej308]

@altonbrown #CutthroatKitchen has more drama and suspense than Eagles/Giants

[NJ @nej308]

@EUMLab Pro Metronome rocks! Pro Version Upgrade is FREE right now! http://t.co/XAixVFMhCD

[NJ @nej308]

@TheAbitaBeer who knew grapefruit ipa and spaghetti would be wonderful?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"By the time the chronic ailment I’m currently developing progresses, a team of researchers will have found a cure." http://t.co/L1gtmtTk88

[NJ @nej308]

Man TLC is going to have one hell of a depressing where r they now show in 10 years. #herecomeshoneybooboo #cheerperfection

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Ugh, this heat." -- a fat guy*

*me

[NJ @nej308]

@overtonpark having a derpy good time.

[NJ @nej308]

@altonbrown Sunday roast chicken, great thing or the greatest thing?

[NJ @nej308]

@jimmykimmel "Never trust a woman who won't eat meat"

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

Today is World Blood Donor Day: #GiveBlood because it's the gift of life http://t.co/qJkj1R9OVQ [VIDEO]

[NJ @nej308]

@MLGW power back on in High Point area. Thanks!