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I'm burning through the skies

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@beermonkey Is Peacock not Tom Jones?

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@beermonkey I am watching it too! So strange

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@LeeLeeLeeLee T

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

It's gonna be a good day when @danabrams and @NancyGrace are arguing on @GMA

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

Dental guilt: not going to the dentist for a few months and feeling like all your teeth need root canals

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@LadanTX You mean "AC runs good"

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FACT CHECK: THE EARTH IS FULL OF JABRONIS

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@beermonkey @thirdeye11 Word. Unrelated - can I borrow $10 million?

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@scooteronomy did you get hacked or are you now selling raybans for fun?

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

When the GC calls and apologizes for being a dick. #victoryinjesus

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

NO SLEEP TILL IRAN #SHEIKSONGS

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

When you watch part of the show through a guy's gauged earholes #Seattle

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@SonofMoonBeam it makes me laugh/cry

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@beermonkey they also could do without another patriots win!

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

Can't wait till next year's Kennedy Center Honors where Trump will give the highest achievements to Kidd Rock and Skyline Chili

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@thirdeye11 and @phanzooo gettin' it https://t.co/dScwma5i96

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

@phanzooo ain't nuthin' to F with @ Dallas, Texas https://t.co/TTnWxOJz6Y

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

Time for a @phanzooo Wu-Tang Boomerang production https://t.co/voTxcniZ3t

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

When the ride share guy picks you up and says "I play what I think my customers will like" and then plays November Rain.

[nellie montgomery @nellientx]

The Vegas douche canoe buzzword of the day is "tastemaker".