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[nemucla @nemucla]

Whenever I’m shopping for swimsuits online, it’s like “can I just buy the body instead…?”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a rapist.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me because I am not afraid to go alone and actually enjoy my own company

[nemucla @nemucla]

Me: in a healthy romantic relationship
Also Me: found out ex BF is getting married and can’t stop nostalgia fixation

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Homie is traveling in style...

[nemucla @nemucla]

Experiencing the rawest form of life lately

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

If anyone is to blame for the level of political violence we see in America today — it’s this motherfucker.
https://t.co/uvSsegwcCS

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[nemucla @nemucla]

So annoying when you’re talking to men and they can’t keep up

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is drake vs kendrick for republicans

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

This is the best day on this app since he almost got shot

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @elonmusk,

The really BIG BOMB would be revealing HOW you helped Donald Trump get elected and the SYSTEMS that were put in place to accomplish it.

You have an extraordinary, once in a lifetime moment here.

[New Liberals 🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @CNLiberalism]

Opening up Twitter after spending all afternoon in meetings:

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100