N Sandeep Reddy

[Normal Guy @Normal_2610]

Why Would FII Invest for Just 2.5% When Your Currency Depreciates Like Pyramid Scheme?

Nothing happens on Day 1, India entire operating system is just a machine that optimizes whenever the problem exists in real time

Even the 5-year plan is bullshit, Regime think - what promise should I give for the next election? Even defence, which needs long-term planning, we just do 30%, and even for that we are slow.

Corporates - even after government schemes, PLI support, and subsidies - they buy components from China, assemble in India, put a sticker of Made in India, and sell to India.

The most famous example? AC compressors. We know the growth rate and demand, but still the hunger is pathetic

But at same time i am optimistic on New age Startup & companies most recently one did IPO SEDEMAC Mechatronics

Even if you look from the 90s, India was helpless - that's why we went to the IMF, because no option was left. Even today we do the same thing. Look at the behavior of the government - they know what the nation actually needs but still, they have all the data :)

There are things that happened which led to this situation. This is not just about AI infrastructure not being in India, that's why FIIs are selling out and dumping like Chinese manufacturers.

This is a chain reaction. And the last phase of this chain reaction is what we are seeing now - US problem, 2 Major war, Chinese tension, Bond Problem, Europe issues etc.,

I didn't want to write this because you need domain expertise across many areas to even understand what's going on.

Even when the world knows - IMF knows = even its reports put India in the top 5 fastest growing economies, and India hasn't disappointed much, even after chaotic political cycles.

But now, what changed after the AI age is this: every mistake will be costly for you, and it compounds.

First, What Is a BIT?

Credit to @surjitbhalla - one of my favorite, I like his work, must follow him.

When an Indian company goes and invests in, say, the Philippines - builds a factory, buys land, sets up operations - it's putting money in a foreign country. That's risky.

The foreign government could change tax laws, cancel licenses, seize assets, or discriminate against the Indian company.

A Bilateral Investment Treaty (BIT) is a deal between two countries that says: We promise to treat each other's investors fairly.

And if either government breaks this promise, the investor can take the government to an international arbitration tribunal - a neutral court outside both countries and get compensation.

It's basically an insurance policy for cross-border investors. India invests in Philippines, Philippines invests in India - both sides get protection.

India signed its first BIT in 1994 with the UK. Over the next 17 years, India signed BITs with 80+ countries. Everything was fine.

Then Came the Shock - The White Industries Case (2011)

The Indian government was rattled. This was the first time India lost real money in an international arbitration under a BIT. Then things got worse. Around the same time, India had done two controversial things:

Retrospective tax amendments - India changed its tax law retroactively, going backwards in time, to tax deals that had already happened. The most famous case was Vodafone.

India basically said we're changing the rules after the game is over, and you now owe us money. Foreign investors were furious.

Cancellation of 2G telecom licenses - The Supreme Court cancelled 122 telecom licenses in the 2G scam case. Foreign companies that had invested in these licenses lost their investments overnight.

India simultaneously sent termination notices to 74 countries, effectively cancelling its existing BITs. India basically said we don't want the old BITs anymore, let's renegotiate everything on our new terms

What's Wrong With the 2016 Model BIT

The definition of Investment is deliberately vague. Key protections have been removed.

The 5-Year Domestic Remedy Requirement, the biggest problem.

If India does something unfair to a foreign investor, the investor must first file a case in Indian courts, go through India notoriously slow judicial system for 5 years minimum, and only after 5 years of getting nowhere in Indian courts can they go to international arbitration.

The self-defeating part - this hurts Indian companies too. This is the part the Indian government apparently didn't think through. BITs work both ways.

If India signs a BIT with, say, an African country, the same restrictive terms apply to Indian companies investing in that African country.

The Bigger Picture is BIT Is Just One Issue

This is the one issue where BIT became a real deal, and in between, the behaviour of the Government of India reflects the attitude that we are not trustworthy to accept foreign capital.

What has India done in the last 10 years so that they invest here?

Where is the funding coming from Japan? Who will buy your bonds?

Another issue - the increase in STT taxes when your nominal GDP is in single digits. The Regime got greedy. Not thinking long term at all.

LTCG tax is high for FII - why would they take so much headache to invest in India when other markets are better, with much cheaper valuations, and you don't even have an AI play?

Why not just take the benefit of momentum trading elsewhere?

There is a new global investing theme emerging in the last 3 years. This has been the most turnaround period - when you know your currency is depreciating, global investing should not be an option but a rational and logical choice.

You get global exposure, and that will also hit India's forex reserves.

Plus, the Indian market is still overvalued. FII will not come easily into India now. The way US 10-year and 30-year bond yields are going up, it feels like a rate hike is possible if the war doesn't end.

Plus oil prices are hitting every country - not just with price, but with limitation of supply too, creating problems everywhere, it showing on the ground after 70 days :)

Look at Indonesia - read what's happening there. They are getting squeezed by the fertiliser problem. India will get hit too, another way.

India imports a lot, exports little, and exports are not even growing in year-on-year terms. Energy imports are massive, and that's not going to stop.

The only way is if India produces 2x of what it imports and diversifies its energy portfolio aggressively from wind to solar to nuclear.

Manufacturing will create significant value in the next 5 years - this is a big hope, I think.

So India has to work aggressively to reduce its dollar outflow and try not to be dependent on it. Export more, increase productivity, so you don't need as much import.

FII will not come without reform. They will stay invested in India but reduce their exposure significantly.

Rupee will go to 150. Yup, it's possible when your currency is depreciating at 3% every year. That's not a big deal when you export, but with imports it hits harder.

Even the US wants to depreciate the dollar to export, but it's not easy for them either.

Hard FDI vs Soft FII

One set of people say India needs hard FDI, not soft FII which profits out of India like Jane Street, one of the foremost examples.

We need hard FDI that stays in India for the long term like Google and Microsoft investing in data centres. Okay, but how much have we done to make it lucrative so foreigners actually come and invest?

They want exposure, but the regulatory and legal system is so tough. As of now, India is just trying hard to keep the economy running and doing what's feasible in real time.

Manufacturing will take time. Energy production needs heavy capex and abundant energy, which India doesn't have. The only way is if we do something innovative. Cutting imports is a really hard deal.

When crude oil was at $60, India did freebies a lot. But when crude is at $107, it's hard to do anything anything you do hits the fiscal deficit and the balance sheet.

Plus 5 states are in big debt, how do you manage that when you've given big promises?

FII Has All the Data Now - This is not going to be easy. FII will not come as of now. They have all the data. They project everything with just one click in the age of AI.

Your nominal GDP is in single digits. Your Mcap/GDP below 60% has always been a generational buying opportunity. FY2009 (55%) and FY2020 (56%) were the two best entry points of the last 25 years. We are nowhere near those levels now.

So there are a lot of variables - not just one. From regulatory, to legal, to pending reforms, to ease of doing business, we change laws every 3 years, just look at the liquor policy.

The focus is missing. Doing MOUs or FTAs will not solve all the problems.

Big companies will invest in India - that's easy for them. But overall, if India wants big exposure, it has to make things visible that history will not be repeated.

That's why every company that invests in India is very cautious, they just do enough so they can have exposure to India because we are a growing economy.

As of now, we are not cashing it at all. India is an egoistic nation, and it disappoints both the optimist and the pessimist.

Whatever is happening globally doesn't affect India much directly but when your nation doesn't have long-term focus and ambition, and is just ranting about 2047, that's not going to solve any problem.

Just One Example

When you know Indian energy and electricity demand is growing every year and it's not going to consolidate even for the next 15 years, and it's growing rapidly as the nation grows - what is India doing?

Just matching demand and supply and tweeting about it.

Even gold - we import gold. The GOI has no plan for the worst situation and isn't even now thinking long term. The current balance sheet of India can handle the situation, but we are too linked to the US, and anything that happens there, we get the heat the next day.

India's Balance Sheet Is Bleeding, India is spending way more foreign currency than it's earning, and the Hormuz crisis is making it worse.

Two commodities are bleeding India dry - oil and gold.
If your salary grew 8% but inflation is 7%, your real income grew 1%. Same logic applies to GDP.

Nominal GDP includes inflation - governments love showing this big number. Real GDP strips out inflation and shows actual growth. Always look at constant prices, not current prices.

On Iran war - Trump made three compounding errors - pulling out of the JCPOA in 2018, joining Israel's strikes in June 2025, and launching the full war in February 2026.

He's now trying to negotiate a deal on the same nuclear program he claimed to have already destroyed. The Iranians have no reason to hand him a diplomatic victory.

The US has effectively lost this war, and there's no easy exit. what yu think US will exit? rate hike not possible?

India is in worse situation as of now until energy price crash down :)

So, What's the Option?

> Fix the BIT Regime - Stop Scaring Foreign Capital
> Fix the Tax Math for FII - LTCG, STT, No More Retrospective Taxation

> Fix APA Processing - 5 Years for Tax Certainty Is a Joke

> Cut the Energy Import Bill - Oil and Gold Are Bleeding India Dry

> Reduce China Import Dependency - Actually Make Things, Not Stickers

> Push Exports Aggressively - Export Growth Is Flat YoY
> Reduce the Freebie Spiral - State Debt Is a Ticking Bomb

> Make Regulatory and Legal Environment Predictable - Stop Changing Laws Every 3 Years

> Attract Hard FDI, Not Soft FII - Data Centres Not Day Traders

> Accept Rupee at 150 Is the Base Case - Build an Economy That Benefits From It & work on alternate gold back monetary system

Every country faces the same global shocks. Bangladesh has a higher growth rate in dollar terms. The problems is talking about are a decade old - the West Asia crisis is only 3 months old. India underperformance is structural, not cyclical at all.

There are still a lot of variables, and things change - every regime thinks differently, everyone thinks differently. But the problem with India is not from the outside, it's from the inside.

India will grow, but slow. And I am optimistic on India.

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[N Sandeep Reddy @nerasand]

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[The Wolf of College Street @aditya_gan3500]

@theliverdoc once again proves that he is the single most consequential doctor in Indian #MedTwitter

Absolutely top level work

I have been a follower since the earliest days of my own Twitter journey!

He inspires us everyday!

#MedTwitter
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#LiverTwitter

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[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Dear EC,

You are a Constitutional body. Releasing unsigned, evasive notes to intermediaries is not the way to respond to serious questions.

If you have nothing to hide, answer the questions in my article and prove it by:

• Publishing consolidated, digital, machine-readable voter rolls for the most recent elections to the Lok Sabha and Vidhan Sabhas of all states including Maharashtra

• Releasing all post-5pm CCTV footage from Maharashtra polling booths.

Evasion won’t protect your credibility. Telling the truth will.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

How to steal an election?

Maharashtra assembly elections in 2024 were a blueprint for rigging democracy.

My article shows how this happened, step by step:

Step 1: Rig the panel for appointing the Election Commission
Step 2: Add fake voters to the roll
Step 3: Inflate voter turnout
Step 4: Target the bogus voting exactly where BJP needs to win
Step 5: Hide the evidence

It’s not hard to see why the BJP was so desperate in Maharashtra. But rigging is like match-fixing - the side that cheats might win the game, but damages institutions and destroy public faith in the result.

All concerned Indians must see the evidence. Judge for themselves. Demand answers.

Because the match-fixing of Maharashtra will come to Bihar next, and then anywhere the BJP is losing.

Match-fixed elections are a poison for any democracy.

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

Some practical guidance on fruit intake in people with non-alcohol related fatty liver and in those at risk of non-alcohol related fatty liver.

When you swallow fructose-rich sugar as in soda, candy, or fruit juice, it heads straight to your liver. The liver is caught off-guard and rushes to turn the extra fructose into fat.

The whole fruit is a different story. The natural fibre in the pulp acts like a slow-release mechanism for the natural fructose. It drips the fructose into the bloodstream more gradually and fills you up quickly, so you’re far less likely to flood the liver with a sudden fructose surge.

When people added extra calories in the form of soda or other fructose-sweetened drinks, their liver quickly stored more fat and their liver-test became abnormal. If the same number of calories came from consuming real fruit instead of drinking fruit juice, there was no fatty liver

A multi centre European study on 24,000 adults reported no harm, BUT ALSO A SLIGHT BENEFIT when fruit juice INTAKE was kept ≤ 2 servings/week [EACH SERVING 150 ML AND NOT MORE] but risk climbed once intake exceeded that level sugar-sweetened beverages raised risk at any dose

“Fruit-rich” diet (> 4 servings/day) in patients with diagnosed fatty liver disease increased liver fat and worsened triglycerides and insulin resistance compared with a calorie-matched control diet at 2 fruit servings/day. The excess fat came largely from fruits with high glycemic index (melon, grapes, dates).

Observational and mechanistic studies point towards benefit or neutrality up to roughly three standard servings of fruits per day. Beyond that, especially if dominated by high-fructose tropical fruits, protection plateaus and may reverse.

So keep fruit portions - 2 per day. One portion of fruit = roughly 80 grams. This equates to about 1 small piece of fruit (like an apple, orange, or banana) or 2-3 small pieces of fruit (like plums, kiwis).

Even 100 % juice behaves more like soda than fruit once servings exceed two per week fibre-free fructose is the danger. So consume: fruit as whole, as much as possible andif you like fresh juice, make it 150ml twice weekly only.

Also, don't forget aerobic exercises and resistance training.

[Karthik 🇮🇳 @beastoftraal]

This is probably THE BEST advertisement I have seen in recent times! Everything works flawlessly here in service of the product being sold!

The extended set-up lingers just for the right time to bring forth the bridge, between the set-up and the actual premise. The bridge is sheer creative genius, with the manhole, the man dressing down and dressing up, and bam... you finally understand what the set-up was!

The exaggeration in the ad, fully and fittingly in service of the product pitch, is delightful and charming! Outstanding imagination and brilliant storytelling by the South African agency, Joe Public.

#advertising #marketing #creativity

[Telangana Weatherman @balaji25_t]

WELCOME MONSOON TO TELANGANA

The South-west monsoon has advanced into South Telangana region like Gadwal, Mahabubnagar, Nagarkurnool, Nalgonda with excellent rains recorded yesterday 🌧️

Monsoon will further advance into Central Telangana including Hyderabad City next 24hrs 😍

Let's welcome the Monsoon - 2025 with a smile and hope for an excellent monsoon rains next 5months 🌧️

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

Yesterday, my account was hacked for a while and strangely, my most viral tweet was deleted. So here it is, updated for 2025 for science and health-illiterates.

To summarize:

1. One whole egg with yolk a day does not increase blood cholesterol

2. Green tea does not help you lose weight

3. Jaggery, honey or sugarcane are not healthier than white sugar

4. There is no "healthy alcohol"

5. Ashwagandha does not reduce stress or help you sleep

6. Shilajit is a resinous piece of rock that does not benefit male sexual health

7. Turmeric in milk does not get beneficially absorbed in body and is lost in stool

8. You can consume fruits anytime during day or night

9. Sugarless black coffee at least 3 cups is good for fatty liver disease

10. Apple cider vinegar is good for only trapping fruit flies

11. Eight glasses of water a day is a myth

12. Pure whey protein supplementation to target recommended higher protein intake is safe for liver and kidneys

13. Magnesium supplements don't help you sleep

14. Anti-ageing is a myth

15. Herbalife products are the most common cause of liver injuries globally in the context of herbal and dietary supplements induced liver damage

16. Just because you lost weight by whatever means does not make you a "health coach."

17. Consumption of dairy along with fruits is perfectly fine

18. Yoga does not help you lose weight

19. Multivitamin a day does not improve health or prevent diseases in general. It can however, increase the risk of multiple cancers

20. Biotin does not help in hair growth or increase length of hair

21. Here are some liver supplements that you are wasting time and money on - Milk thistle, TUDCA and S-adenosyl methionine (SAMe)

22. The liver detoxes you, you don't detox the liver

23. Do not insult the kidneys by drinking yours or others urine, thinking urine therapy is going to help you live longer

24. Your favourite celebrity is always wrong about healthcare. Do not take medical advice from a pretty looking heroine or macho looking hero.

25. Virat Kohli and Cristiano Ronaldo do not drink Herbalife shakes. They just pose with it, for money

26. BluePrint is Bryan Johnson's online supplements scam

27. Covid vaccines ended the pandemic

28. Ayurveda is a pseudoscience. So is Homeopathy, Siddha, Unani, Naturopathy, Reiki, and Acupuncture.

29. Homeopathy is mostly alcohol, sometimes sugar. Other times cockroach parts.

30. You personal experience is not scientific evidence.

[Tamil Nadu Geography @TNGeography]

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[Pragnya Gupta @GuptaPragnya]

"What did the Manmohan Singh Govt do after the 26/11 Mumbai Attacks?"

This is a question which several Bhakts are asking on Twitter as they rejoice in their jingoism marred with fake news peddled in the Godi Media.

Well here is what the Manmohan Singh Govt actually did.....

- Right during the attack the NSG was deployed
- Not a single of those terrorists were spared
- All of them were dug out of their holes, trapped and killed
- Ajmal Kasab was arrested and sent to trial
- A clear link of his terrorist activities was established which was used to isolate Pakistan internationally and push them in a corner.
- He was then hanged
- No, he was not given Biryani feasts, that was a lie which has by now been busted.
- Each and every of those terrorists were killed
- The Govt took responsibility of the lapse of security
- The CM of Maharashtra resigned
- The HM of Maharashtra resigned
- The Union Minister of Home Affairs resigned
- The Govt held itself accountable to the people of India

What Manmohan Singh Govt did not do:

- It did not go into a muscle flexing hypernationalist mode
- It did not invite Pakistan to come on our soil and do a joint investigation of the terrorist attack
- It did not let any of the terrorists escape and then used the Media to focus on internal communal hatemongering
- It did not target the entire community of Indian Muslims for something that they had no hand in
- It did not make war claims against Pakistan and put the entire Nation in a crazed bloodthirsty mode.
- It did not go into a jingoistic frenzy leading the nation into what can end up in a nuclear catastrophe.

Do you know why they didn't go all "War Crazy" because they have actually fought wars.....they know the price the nation has to pay to go into war and the devastation that happens and the the way a war sets back a nation by decades.

Many of you have not even witnessed a war, much less been affected by it. Neither have I.

But let me tell you this......an actual war is nothing like PUBG.

You don't get respawned in a different location to fight again and again till you are bored and then switch off your console.

People actually die

Soldiers die

Innocents who have not signed up for a war die.

Homes are destroyed.

Livelihoods are destroyed.

It is easy for a pot bellied unkil to sit in his living room and shout "Bharat Mata Ki Jai" while sipping on his chilled Gau Mutra and demanding "War War War".

But before you do that, take a pause, talk to the Army Wives who have lost their husbands, talk to the Mothers who have lost their sons.

They will all tell you that they were proud of their family members losing their lives to defend the country.....but ask them if they want a war or if war is a solution and most of them will give you a straight "NO".

It is easy for people like you, who have never been near a contested border to "enjoy" a war on the media.

But if ever a bomb shell drops near your house, you will crap in your pants.

Disclaimer: Meanwhile all the attacks by us on Islamabad, Karachi made by the Godi Media last night stand cancelled. If you are done with phase 1 of your jingoism you can now go back to your offices and discuss this war with enthusiasm during your lunch hours or at home, safely, if the evenings with your wives.

Courtesy - Darshan Mondkar

[Professor Cardz @ProfessorCardz]

🔥“𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫: 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥 — 𝐓𝐕 𝐀𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬.”
By RK. Singh
Roznamcha, 24.04.2025

Following the Pahalgam attack, India has unleashed its most feared and ferocious combat force: the “𝐓𝐕 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 (𝐓𝐒𝐑𝐑𝐅).”

Leading the charge is none other than, 𝐋𝐭. 𝐆𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐛 𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐦𝐢, 𝐆𝐎𝐂-𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 (𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐇𝐐) who is shouting orders and rhetorical missiles straight from his fortified Mumbai bunker, also known as 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝟓 𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦. Military-grade microphones have been deployed, and sound levels have exceeded Geneva Convention limits.

𝐌𝐚𝐣. 𝐆𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐎𝐦 𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲𝐚𝐩, 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝟏𝟕 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬 (𝐍𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧), is flanking him from the 𝐍𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐞 (𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦). She’s operating cutting-edge equipment: 4K graphics, 3D animations, and a battalion of panellists per minute. Her strategic doctrine:"𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭, 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥."

Back at Supreme HQ, the Commander-in-Chief of the TV Studio Infantry, known by his battle codename "𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐬," heroically aborted his foreign trip and air-dashed to India in Operation Photo-Op Thunderstrike.

Within 24 hours, he launched another emergency sortie to Jhanjharpur, Bihar, where he addressed a strategic election rally with pinpoint crowd targeting.

Meanwhile, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐚 𝐓𝐕 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, including battle-hardened veterans from every channel with the word “Nation” or “Bharat” in it, has taken full control of the psychological battlefield. Armed with handheld mics and night-vision teleprompters, these brave warriors are eliminating enemies at the rate of 1,000 accusations per hour, often to the rhetorical dismay to the victims families .

Sources confirm that the “battlefield” is now littered with screaming hashtags, smouldering TRP charts, and weeping WhatsApp forwards. The casualties? Logic, nuance, and journalism all presumed 𝐌𝐈𝐀.

𝐑𝐨𝐳𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐜𝐡𝐚 salutes these heroes ; guardians of 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐭𝐲
and defenders of 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲.

“This is circulating on a WhatsApp group and not my words”.