NerdBoss™ 

“I probably lack something fundamental that makes you normal.”

[NerdBoss™  @nerdbossinc]

My problem is I keep surviving shit that should have killed me.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

there’s a kernel of truth here in that most Union soldiers didn’t really care about slavery until they got down to the South and saw it firsthand, at which point they had to be regularly stopped from lynching the Plantation owners

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[kal | 🦊🐯 @gldaydreams]

its matriarchial but the matriarch has patriarchial views

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Do you work well under pressure?”

Is this a job that involves real urgencies like an ER or a fire department, or is the pressure manufactured through poor management, uneven workload distribution, and inflated importance at the upper management level?

[big-goonks @Stefanaj1234]

High beam high beammm

[toniWoni🇯🇲 @heytoniwoni]

Lifelong Argentina fan because of Messi but 2022 showed me a side of that country and that team I can’t ignore. The racism that surfaced was dehumanizing in a way I wasn’t prepared for 😅

[🇹🇩 @876chad]

Only think u can do against car theft is have comprehensive insurance. When u wake up and nuh see the car just call insurance.

[B @Breliloquy]

A lot of artists are overstaying their welcome now and stretching their 15 minutes so it's confusing when a good old fashioned flash in the pan happens. Nobody's thinking this hard about what happened to Flo Rida

[El Jones @ElJonesPoet]

Slavery was so long ago and we’re supposed to be over it until you want to have an image of the resistance of enslaved people, then it’s too political. They will never forgive Haiti for winning their freedom. They made Haiti pay France reparations for 150 years and still salty.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

"just lock in"
bro what you are looking at is literal multigenerational oil baron, emerald mine, slave owner-money

[Adley Duncan @DuncanAdley]

Putting the cash with soap, I can see how they thought he was trying to wash the money

[Victoria! @VictoriaTheTech]

The only explanations I can come up with for this are that they’re either watching waaaay too much “stay at home glam mom” TikTok content where they want their family to live like royalty on a non-royalty salary, or they’re just really that aloof about the realities of money.

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

It’s also because they don’t view it as “coercion”, it’s “persistence”. Which is what they are conditioned to do, the “chase”, the “if you really wanted her you wouldn’t let anything get in your way”, the “romance” of not letting her get away. We gotta change the language

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

groom out of a groomer how have I
never made that connection before!

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

when her eyes narrow because she knows she's got him, it's so good

[Cristiano @General_D__]

Imagine this happened at the AFCON

[Lazi boi @OakfieldSzn]

@General_D__ Camera falls in Hungary vs Kazakhstan: “Haha wild accident”. Camera falls at AFCON: “CAF is corrupt, stadium unsafe, Africa ban from World Cup”. Double standards hit harder than that camera did.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.