lail😛

she/her ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[sammy @_itzsammy]

Wait, let me make sure I've got this right. NYC Mayor Mamdani taxed wealthy people on second homes they don't live in, the city's budget got balanced, the rich are still rich, and ordinary New Yorkers didn't get hit with a broad tax increase? That's really all it took?

[Cici 💗 is listening to MY WAY ✨ Arianka Grande @nebulousbi]

Republicans losing states they ain't never lost before how tf you lose Alaska 😭😭

[B @utdbrxy]

how they already summoned someone as cold as mamdani 😭😭

[leon akgae @sileonthill]

where we dropping

[aubrey reese📀 @reeseaubrey12]

I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser

[⚔ Lani ﹏𓊝﹏ @_hwalazia_]

Need a crash course on the XG members names cause the lil blonde one almost ran me over on her way to take a picture with the welcome to Oakland sign and I wanna know who it was lmao

[Spoiled Princess, Vedette💖👑✨ @bedras]

>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.

>The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.

[zendayasprettypimple | VOTE #BTS FOR #MAMA2026 @hyyh13434O]

first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian”
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance

[HazelnutFox🦊🏳️‍⚧️ @Haze1nutF0x]

Literally a fucking blue tsunami line I never see so much blue

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Straight people in the most lame costumes waiting in lines to get into the worst bars you’ve ever seen in your life.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

coming home after 10th grade like Wowww, a lot on the agenda….gotta eat Fruit Gushers then 4 spoonfuls of Jif then Little Bites mini blueberry muffins then some loose chocolate chips then I have to cut myself then I have to do my chem homework then I have to dissociate on Omegle

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

I am the buyer and I intend to boil it for my world famous bone stew

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Waking up to see a scandal that not only destroys the reputation of one of the most obnoxious and toxic online personalities I know but also does severe and hopefully long lasting emotional damage to a former Israeli soldier

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

so what was this about

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The universe continues to curse the most empathetic and caring. I hope he makes a full recovery. He’s been incredibly outspoken for the oppressed and advocating for unity amongst us. This is so sad to see.

[Evenfall D. Void @PrometheusVoid]

'That's a penis' of course it is. Alien is about rape, what else would it be.

[gus @magicalthinker_]

el concepto de que las únicas dos personas que han interpretado a wolverine en más de 20 años son hugh jackman y troye sivan😭

[S T 4 R S P 4 C E 🚀💫 @ST4RSP4CE]

ⓘ This user is manifesting the downfall of generative AI