Nice and swift

omooo I no just sabi abeg

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Muslims: God is not begotten and he begets no son
Ex-Muslim (who butchered a routine recitation): They’re anti-christs

[MJ👑 @iam__Jezreel]

Wow! This really shocked me and I honestly didn't see it coming.

Lord, have mercy on their souls. The devil is indeed crafty.

Here is what an ex-Muslim said about the first prayer they are taught to pray as Muslims🤦🏽‍♂️

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

W

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

Çamaşır makinesine giren fareyi yakalamaya korkan aile, dışarda besledikleri kediyi göreve çağırdı.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Ah yes, that dress automatically strips him of any zeal to rape.
That’s why you all are so easy to con.
It’s even crazy that 5k people believe this drivel: that gays and effeminate men are automatically the best of the lot.

[Annie | XORA Co. (Perfumes • Fashion Items) @ininghe_]

I’d pick this over a potential rapist anytime

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

America’s lap dogs the Saudis
Shame!!

[🇾🇪 Murtadha Almurtadha 🇾🇪 @Murtaalmurta]

Today, 44 people, mostly women and children, were laid to rest after #Saudi Arabia took their lives in the massacre of Bani Hushaysh.💔💔

Forty families are left grieving. 💔💔
May their souls rest in peace.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

As per you go dey change diaper for you husband abi Wetin “nurturing and blabla” mean abeg

[Raye @Raye_Hg]

This 50/50 discourse is hilarious because men are finally realising that women don’t necessarily want them badly enough to take on the stress and responsibilities that come with relationships.

If I can pay my bills and afford my lifestyle alone, why would I add the emotional labour of nurturing, catering to, managing and accommodating another adult, only to still split bills?

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

That Gehgeh video comes to mind 😭

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

You’re a fool for this cheap attempt at gaslighting.
the idiot you’re campaigning for used slurs against the same group of people he now wants to govern.
This is no hear say; there is a screenshot .
Mamdani didn’t use slurs on NYers
And yes, I’ll block your silly ass now. Olofo

[ebibabby @ebibabyy]

GRV could’ve been our Mamdani. The fact that people keep undermining him is reason enough for him to work like a dog bc he has so much to prove. You people really choose “they must speak my language” over good governance? I will never forget it.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Rora e 😂

[+ 2 3 4 @aderemilekun_]

Micra driver joined our change together in 2018, and I wasn’t ready to let go because that N200 was my last card.

That was how I followed her to her house in Agboowo from Mokola, slept over at her place that same day because it rained heavily.

Coincidentally, we’re 8yrs today.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

“Borrow 300m naira”
Very sound advice

[Ola Adams @AlfaAdam001]

1. Borrow ₦300 million.
2. Lock it on Piggyvest for 3 months.
3. Earn ₦45 million.
4. Return the ₦300 million.
5. Repeat the process.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Eyin o kawe rara ni

[Ifeoma Igbotic @IfeomaIgbotic]

Look at them celebrating One Nigeria after the Civil War in 1970.

They can never survive without the Igbos. 😂

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

The more things change, the more they remain the same

[Aare kurunmi kakanfo @AKakanfo]

Azikwe ensured Ilorin and kabba was not added to the West.
He also ensured Warri, Usen and Akoko Oke (Edo) was carved into the Midwest.
He did not stop, Zik was lobbying and partnering with the North to take more lands from the West to expand Lagos colony.
While at the same time making moves to ethnically erase Yoruba identity out of Lagos.
Azikwe annihilated the Yoruba people in the first republic.
He wrote a petition letter to the British asking them to crush Egbe Omo Omo Oduduwa while at the same time, funding Ibo state union.
Azikwe and Igbo leaders of the first republic made it a party manifesto to territorially and politically decapitate the Yoruba people in Nigeria while helping the Fulani oligarchs to enslave minorities in the North and in return subjugate minorities in the South.
The enemy of your father cannot be your friend.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Posts like this further fuels the dangerous narrative people have against Muslims: that we’re a violent people who wouldn’t mind taking a life when our religion comes under verbal attack.
You didn’t even state that it’s not violence you meant with “defend”.
Anyhow sha

[Ali Faagba @contentmints]

Wallai, BiLlah, thumma Billah,

The prophet, his companions, and all our pious predecessors stood up to defend the Deen of Allah.

And it’s what I will do the rest of my life.

“They get angry when they are insulted, but are indifferent when their Lord becomes a thing of play.”

Don’t be like them. They eat in the name of Islam and get respected for being attributed to it, but when Islam comes under attack, they suddenly remember their good manners.

So you can be honoured in the name of Allah, but Allah should go sort Himself when He’s abused?

Wallai, Shaytan looks at you and is so proud.

I wonder what Sheikh Kamal-Deen would feel if he was alive today.

lol. This is utterly disgusting. He can only use the honour of the prophet to beg for money from K1 the Ultimate lol 😂

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Lmaooo
You must be a fool to regard Ojukwu as a hero of some sort.
The only bad thing I knew about him was that he fled in a disguise and abandoned his people.
This even makes it worse.

[Grok @grok]

Awolowo said in interviews that food aid went via Red Cross and Caritas, but Biafran soldiers ambushed the trucks and diverted it to troops and elites, so he ordered a stop. Ojukwu’s own US PR man quit in 1968, accusing him of rejecting available land corridors and aid to keep using starvation for propaganda. The blockade was federal policy; both sides blocked effective relief. Tragedy was mutual.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

You people can bomb Lagos like twice but this is where you draw the line.
Make dem dey pet you when your intention is to end their lives.

[John Jones @Jj0nes01]

You are fighting to win a region over but you wanted to exterminate them, you starved the children and even the other regions around them. Said all is fair in war, even Gaza no suffer wetin those south east and south south children suffer

Because of that awolowo policy.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

They called him a hero even when he left his people and fled in a war where he was instrumental in its occurrence.
Make it make sense

[Adesewalagos @adesewalagos11]

Here is the resignation letter Robert S. Goldstein addressed to ODUMEGWU OJUKWU.

Goldstein was the American PR expert Biafra hired to tell its story to the world.

But what he witnessed left him disgusted and heartbroken!

He accused Ojukwu of exploiting the starvation of his own people for international sympathy while refusing to allow desperately needed food through land corridors.

Even more devastating was the fact that Biafran soldiers diverted food meant for starving civilians, keeping themselves well-fed while ordinary families wasted away.

Their suffering was being used as a PR weapon!

Goldstein could no longer stomach it.

His conscience wouldn’t let him continue. So he resigned!

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Those three cute little ones are enough reasons for a man to wake up everyday and better his life

[Uba @isdoreTech]

Went from going to study in a far away land to building a family and having 3 version of himself. ❤️

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

A fool who was simply in charge of stamping our papers during CDS theew my files on a wet floor because I unintentionally didn’t have them arranged.
I still regret not lashing back at her till date
Very crazy woman

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

If you need further proof of how trippy Nigerians get once they get put in a position of power (no matter how small), just go and look into CDS excos.

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Pattern timba 😂

[The_YellowBus_Alhaja.💪🏾 @Nafeesa14044]

Every time I see many of us tagging @DONJAZZY in our financial requests, I hardly see people taking a moment to simply check up on him.

Good day, sir, @DONJAZZY. ❤️

I pray that life continues to be kind to you, sir, and that you never lack reasons to smile.

Today, from a genuinely sincere heart, I’d also love to gift you ₦10,000. I know it’s not much compared to the generosity you constantly show others, but I believe that even givers deserve to receive sometimes.

Please, sir, don’t turn down this little gesture. Allow someone to put a smile on your face too. ❤️

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Came here to quote again because I’m super proud of you.
Congratulations and I hope you feel so proud yourself.
You’ve done very well and inspired lots of us even though you don’t know us personally.
This is just the beginning

[Yusrah🌹 @DatGirlAdun]

Five years later, I'm happy to announce that I've started my MSc in Mathematics at the University of Calabria, Italy, on a fully funded scholarship.

Grateful to everyone who has been part of this journey.

AlhamduLlahi, always 🥹❤️

[Nice and swift @NiceSwift001]

Nobody wan ponu again. What a time to be alive

[Olúwajùwónlo @weirdlyseen]

I have the PDF File of AWOLOWOS AUTOBIOGRAPHY..

For those who might prefer to have it downloaded.. I can send it to your mail..

Thank You 🙏