Nick Swider

Founder & Developer @CorkedCode

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

I'm ready to go back to PHP 3 & jQuery v1. No more config files and build steps and dependency jenga... this is worse than IE matrix transforms

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

I want to be a "Software Un-Engineer" -- just simplify everything and delete all the piles of staggeringly unnecessary code.

Would happily accept KPIs around new hire onboarding times, flaky tests, and average QA dwell time.

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

Haven't looked at my GitHub profile in awhile... I'm an Arctic Code Vault Contributor because I added a feature to a React version of <marquee>

My legacy is complete.

[The Olognion (parody) @theolognion]

Guy rewrites static site with React/GraphQL/AWS Lambda, successfully scales to 25 visitors per week
https://t.co/ahnh5Z3Luv

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

Wish I could monetize my natural ability to write SVGs that instantly consume every last ounce of CPU & RAM #whyIsMyLaptopFanAlwaysOn #SvgSmil

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

This is kind of magical ✨

Convert URLs, PDFs, & photos into audio

https://t.co/I8Pd9jgTZX

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

It's launch day for my newest app, @RatherListen a tool to that converts news articles, PDFs, and any other text into spoken audio that you can absorb while driving, exercising, or doing chores.

Try it for free today at https://t.co/QizgJqJS35

#indiedev #newapp #ios #android

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

@theolognion Russian `left-pad` clone revealed to be actual root cause of launch delay

[Adam Rackis @AdamRackis]

My god this is perfect.

https://t.co/ZYWAcQfm1L

[west, donavon west™️ @donavon]

Code can be weird sometimes 🤔

#metadata

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

Anyone wanna plat real life Settlers of Catan? Will trade Oats for Paper products.

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

100 upvotes on Product Hunt! Hoping for the top 5!

https://t.co/htclRBrOY1

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

Make, sign, and share NDAs right on your phone with my newest @CorkedCode app: YourNDA

Checkout the launch on ProductHunt or download from the iOS and Android app stores!

https://t.co/htclRBrOY1

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

Today I'm launching my first app of 2020!

Spiky Bricks is a casual game to play one swipe at a time. Download for iOS or Android!

https://t.co/AHBw8TKu0G

https://t.co/2yenAj6GKk

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

@asolove @twisterghost @RomoyHeadley @calebmharris @nchase

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

I’m so excited to announce my first launch as a solo maker!

@DataSkimmer makes it easy for you to share files and even easier for recipients to skim for the data they need.

Follow the launch at https://t.co/4NIitA4Akf

[Guillermo Rauch @rauchg]

Don't tell me how to live my life

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

@EvenfallGame This is super cool! All the animations and attention to detail blow me away. Excited to play/die more later!

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Left: The official summary ("readout") of Trump's call to the governor of Guam

Right: Trump's actual words

[Nick Swider @nickswider]

@doubletree we've moved rooms twice, been stuck in the elevator once, and now can't get down. Is this the normal experience?