NICOL∆S

I’m doing everything you’re not doing

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

Imma be killing spiders all summer for the forest

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

I think I would give up hearing sometimes so I could breathe through my ears

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

Takes 2 to tickle

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

Remember when Justin Bieber fans cut themselves cause he smoked weed

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

Reduce, reuse and refurbish

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

Blow your nose first, then it’s a wet wipe

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

There’s a very fine line between going to a festival and surviving

[coolbutpoorguy @coolbutpoorguy]

condom sex smells like a halloween mask

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

@StreamFruit Spelling bee?

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

@Netflixhelps Need to get your licensing and streaming priorities straightened up

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

Why Fantastic Beasts on Netflix and Harry Potter ain’t
@Netflix_CA

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

I need a pep talk from my conscience

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

@maxwell_royce Come to the island..

[Aden BLM 🇨🇦 @adenthebasshoe]

How most girls start their mornings: *ariana singing about how much she loves herself* *sips espresso coffe*
My mornings: “ALL MY FUCKIN HEADBANGERS BREAK YO FUCKEN NECK BITCH” as I have a mini rave in my bath

[Dustin @dhutch9819]

I hate mornings but I love breakfast foods

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales would appreciate it if you'd stop ignoring climate change

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

You’re holes need more socks

[whalefact @awhalefact]

if there were fewer humans, there would be far more whales

[NICOL∆S @nicmackie]

@Gisselfish Wish I could give some advice