nicole!

very passionate about whatever i said last

[Temu Joan Didion 🍉 @temujoandidion]

Me and the girl I just met in the club bathroom

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Dating for love didn't work out. so now I'm dating to conduct Psychological Experiments and collect data.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

bananas when you add them to any smoothie

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

sorry for being off pudding

[kel :) @kelly_mc1r]

Tom Nook installed flock cameras on my animal crossing island overnight 😔

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Using the phrase "I'm willing to bet my life on it" as a way of saying I'm like 60% sure

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Just accepted all tracking cookies from the Pacsun website. Excited to see where this journey takes me

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

i'm getting the surgery to become a minion

[alain @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope in the Next Life I’m a Shape or a Color or Something

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

This was literally the week I was going to start eating more lettuce

[nicole! @nicoIelynn]

microdosing suffocation every morning by way of preworkout dry scoop

[public emmany #1 🦬 @theemmacasey]

It's underdiscussed that David as a youth was killing lions and bears to protect his sheep. Kids these days aren't even allowed to have a job let alone one where you have to kill lions

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it