Nidal Guerouaja

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[Marc Backes @marcba]

Just what I've been talking about. This is mind-numbingly stupid.

I can already hear people "BuT dO yOU aLso ChEck thE biNarY cOde a CoMPiLer ProDUCeS"? The thing is, the compiler doesn't GUESS. AI guesses, assumes, confidently lies, and hallucinates.

The AI isn't there yet! The output is consistently unreliable.

If you thought COVID was an epidemic, this behavior is even more so

[𝕋𝕆𝕄 @Ironmute]

“Are you bulking or cutting?”
Brother, I’m eating when I’m hungry and training when I can.

[Sean Geiger @sean_geiger]

When I worked at Apple, I remember seeing code that was 15 years old. Every file had a comment at the top with the date and the author’s name. You’d open a file and read through it, sometimes touching a feature no one had touched in a decade.

Everything felt very permanent, like a house made of bricks. Everyone who made a brick put their name on it before slotting it into the house. Even in a massive company, you were proud of your bricks. Each one fit so satisfyingly into the bricks around it.

When someone was renovating a room you had worked on years ago, they’d reach out and say, “I found this brick with your name on it. Can you tell me what it was doing here?”

Sometimes old bricks would get taken out during a renovation, but they were usually kept in a pile in the corner to reuse in the future.

Now you can will whole houses and neighborhoods into existence. You don’t even see the bricks go in. They just tumble in from the sky. You walk into the new house and wave your hands to push walls back, throw up a chimney, or drop in a kitchen.

It's so fucking cool. But you forget what a brick feels like.

And it’s hard to know how sad to be about that. The houses are better, they go up faster, and building them increasingly feels like magic.

Still, every once in a while you miss holding a brick.

[effectfully @effectfully]

how GitHub looks at its users after being forced to ingest 12 bajillion lines of hyperslop per second and then getting blamed for being down

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[Gabriel ⭐⭐ @gordofobo]

mi propuesta para los nuevos billetes de euro

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[IMAX @IMAX]

Them: I'll just watch it on my phone
Me:

[Gratych ☀️☂️ @Gratych]

@tumblr By far the best thing to come out if this world cup

[Selección Española Masculina de Fútbol @SEFutbol]

🙌🏼🏆 LOS SUEÑOS SE CUMPLEN.

#VamosEspaña | #CopaMundialFIFA

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Lamine Yamal becomes the first player under the age of 20 to win both the UEFA European Championship and the FIFA World Cup.

📸 @fifaworldcup

[Ryan Els @RyanEls4]

The part they don't tell you about in the interview 😂🤭

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Enjoying this while it lasts

[vicki @vboykis]

Lamine YAML

[JT @jiratickets]

showing her how i drag the tickets on the kanban board from “in-progress” to “done”

[Ryan Fleury @rfleury]

“Past a certain age, a man who still writes getters and setters can be a bad thing”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

By “this” he means scamming 🤣🤣

[10 @Kylian]

POV : You just realized you are getting robbed by Messi

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Boss caught me leaving the office at 4:58pm