Nikki

[Nikki @nikkicappi]

Me in 3 years

[Maya @mayawatson]

Listen. The amount of mind Olympics Kamala has to do to not come across as angry, emotional, combative but also be firm, warm, honest, direct ...all while this mf’er is straight up lying and gaslighting her.

Whew. The strength and the talent of Black women.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For the record @Mike_Pence, it’s Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez to you.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[Michael @yosoymichael]

JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE is a period piece.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here are a few stories that have less to do with the very real medical or economic aspects of this crisis, and more with how we take care of each other as a human family during all crises:

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Imagine being incarcerated for a marijuana-related offense and then seeing it deemed “essential business”.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

all men are 5’11”. i won’t be explaining

[Nikki @nikkicappi]

So @danjlevy, what do you think?

[Nikki @nikkicappi]

@MarcusCVance My name is Nicolette/Nikki. A sampling of things I have been called instead:

Nicole bc it’s okay to just cut off half a name?
Nick
Nike
Nicollete
Nicolatte
Nicoletto - my work phone extension for 2+ yrs.

Finally, one of my favorites, I was summoned for jury duty as Nibolette

[Nikki @nikkicappi]

It’s very inconvenient but on brand that my phone autocorrects came to cake

[Nikki @nikkicappi]

My mom was talking to my dad in the other room and attempted to reference my favorite human @mulaney and his horse in a hospital bit, but what she SAID was: “you know that thing about a giraffe in a store?” This is #ThanksgivingEve

[derek peth @PethDerek]

My love language is cheese

[Dona Juanita @MafiosoRo]

Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for grand theft autumn

[Nikki @nikkicappi]

@emillygg How are you doing??

[Nikki @nikkicappi]

@eyetran You already are friends with her, she is me

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

CBP is trying to refute the toilet drinking story by saying their toilets have sinks.

The sink in the cell we visited wasn’t functional. Guards told these women,Cuban refugees 🇨🇺, they could drink out of the bowl.

This account has been corroborated by other members of Congress.