beef wellington

stupidstupidstupid

[beef wellington @nineteeninenine]

Alexa, tell me you love me

[🫥 @sybil69420]

punch...

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit

[Bohemian Diva @BohemianDiva99]

He should break up with you. You are exhausting

[redrum @griffisu]

you can feed white people cole slaw straight out of your hand like a wild horse

[LaPulga @FactSpeaka]

The worst part about ignoring a red flag is remembering the exact moment you first noticed it.

[beef wellington @nineteeninenine]

I was wondering how my skin cleared up so well and I reread 50 bullet points in my notes of absolute bullshit I was put thru #checksout

[bria. @Breezybrim_]

i am experiencing a level of character development this year I really didnt ask for lol

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

logging on to LinkedIn and commenting "who gives a shit" on every post

[Alim #FlickOut @alim2oo]

Chill on the soundboard unc😭😭 https://t.co/H0DtHmzss5

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoked the weed that has me speaking fluent Cocteau twins

[beef wellington @nineteeninenine]

Catering to myself so hard I turn asexual

[joyful critter @masochistmartyr]

so was spongebob :)

[sloshua (comms open... gouuhh) @sloshua_]

Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

mamdanistan has expanded its borders

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.

[i @bbpoltergayist]

imagine you die and they kick you off the group chat

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

What are your intentions with my burger

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @FreakyTuah]

Just when you think vegetables can’t call. Onion rings