Nick Cox

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@NLJH1993 @ReadingFC Let’s be honest, we could be 10-0 up at half time and still lose in extra time. Total shite as always I’m afraid.

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@andyward1964 @HSBC_UK I hope you’re not expecting an answer. The days of good customer service in the UK are long gone my friend.

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@richmondie @Jack_Frodo Royal Air Force transporters have rear facing seats. It was proven to be safer but Jo public would never accept it.

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@andyward1964 @LCFC Probably!

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@GMB can you please employ correspondents who know when to use ‘sitting’ instead of ‘sat’ and know that there is a ‘g’ in recognise!

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@rickygervais Why not write a comedy based on your memories of Ashmead and the paedo head teacher. I was a year below you.

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@Ann69831409 @MetroUK Here are some of the keys you missed; .,…,?!k,,,@ -/;;

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@andyward1964 Read it with interest.

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@piersmorgan Can you help to start a campaign to make corporate organisations stop hiding behind technology and actually answer customer calls.

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@loustar76 you’ve seen my daughter singing in Harpenden more than once. She’s just finished a cruise contract and looking for something land based. Can I ask you where they advertise for EE?

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@GMB @susannareid100 Sitting!!!!!

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@RAFBrizeNorton when did the runway move? I noticed last night in a flight sim that the designators are 07 and 25. When I was in the RAF and stationed there 80 to 85 they were 08 and 26.

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@rickygervais are your tickets for shows being scooped by ticket touts and agencies? We went online at 10am on Friday when sales opened for your show in St Albans. Tickets were advertised from £37.50. Cheapest tickets available were £238.

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@K74Marti @MerPolTraffic It is legal to pass on the left if traffic to the right is queuing. I assume that if they are driving below the speed limit then they must be queuing officer 😆

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@BpdLion @EssexPoliceUK They’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t. There’s no pleasing some people.

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@EssexPoliceUK Get someone up there with a welding torch and fix them to the bridge such that become a permanent reminder for others.

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@JasonManford great show tonight. Thank you for the assembly memories and the photo. My German colleagues will be quizzing me for the rest of the week.

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@bbceastenders @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Can’t wait!

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@loustar76 do you mind if I ask you for some advice?

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@loustar76 the last time we bumped into you in Harpenden was Jodie’s 18th. That was 4 years ago. Today she sings for you in the Marquis!