Noah Yantis

“Sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish, I am with my country… You may depend on it.” - John Adams, 1774

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@BillyGribbin @washingtonian Every day I thank God that Kamala didn’t win. We would’ve had a land acknowledgement on the south lawn instead of UFC

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country” - Nathan Hale, 1776

Memorial Day is an opportunity to remember those who gave their lives defending our freedoms. As we approach the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, it’s especially important to remember the first patriots who sacrificed their lives to birth a new Nation. For without them, the course of human history would be entirely different.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[Tim Sheehy @TimSheehyMT]

DEF requirements suck and hurt our farmers.

[Steve Gordon @stevemgordon67]

https://t.co/8lVGx7Wuz9

[Jason Miyares @JasonMiyaresVA]

WRONG - Now it’s finished.

SCOTUS unanimously just slammed the door on your desperate appeal. Virginia Supreme Court killed your gerrymander, and the highest court in the land said “nope.”
Checkmate.

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@StewartVerdery Still one of my favorites in NOVA. Great use of the property

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@andrewjcarr29 Definitely would’ve preferred Doak as the architect, which was the original plan

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

We should build more golf courses on federal land

[Secretary Doug Burgum @SecretaryBurgum]

Excited to unveil the design for the East Potomac Golf Links renovation from Fazio Design.

Like iconic public courses of Bethpage Black & Torrey Pines, East Potomac will offer locals—of the National Capital Region—championship-quality golf at affordable, highly discounted rates.

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@jpl92661 @JRussellMI Idk if you know this, but there were 3 - red, white and blue - and now there will be 2. DC needed a proper championship course in city limits. The Fed govt should build more courses on other land it owns, since it owns millions of acres.

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@markdharris It’s also fake AI slop

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@arnolda87 Do I have news for you https://t.co/PXZLazTz6I

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@FanFacts11 “As a Packers Fan”

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@JRussellMI The federal government has a statutory responsibility to use existing lands for recreation and can charge fees to manage the land. In this essay I will

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

@JRussellMI IF they’re keeping existing entry road and parking, the mini golf course is under that grove of trees

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

“Imagine what that can do to a human body”

The average child in colonial America:

[The Associated Press @AP]

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second.

Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

Our Founding Fathers drank like fish.

Washington threw a party with the signers of the Constitution and this was the bar tab.

Adams had a “half a gill” of hard cider every morning.

Jefferson had “3 or 4 glasses” every night with dinner.

Times have changed, we must Retvrn

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

Yesterday, @FBIDirectorKash told me he'd take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test if I did. Well, here's mine.

Given all the lies he told yesterday, I imagine he'll fudge the numbers here, but let's see yours, Director Patel.

[Noah Yantis @nmichael32]

“Civilization has always contained vice. Restaurants are vice. Alcohol certainly is. Butter and cigarettes and beautiful women in black dresses and staying out too late on a Tuesday are, too.” Incredible quote

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

The owner of Butterworth's, the hip MAGA hangout on Capitol Hill, has strong words for D.C.'s marijuana dispensaries and how they're regulated. He does give a few words to why the regulation hasn't been great: For a decade Congress hasn't let the city legalize recreational sales.