Noah

I'm just glad they let me on here

[Noah @noahtimw]

@EkpoNeptune @OverlyGiving @atotalposer Such a bad take, you need to physically turn your head to see the whole screen, and if you’re watching one side and something starts happening on the other side you’ll miss it. And then you go home with neck pain.

[Noah @noahtimw]

@adnan_himself @theCTO @sama “I don’t know, but this is my best guess:”

[Noah @noahtimw]

@topherdzgns @cb_doge That was stupid too

[Noah @noahtimw]

@phasegatejumper @TESLA_winston A $500,000 car isn’t consumer grade. Apparently the $100,000 car now isn’t either.

[Noah @noahtimw]

@nickrodekuhr @bobda @NY_LBSS @itskyleconner I think the richest person in the world is out of touch with what people are willing to pay. And if safety was such an important imperative to him he wouldn’t be price gauging for every penny his supporters are willing to spend.

[Noah @noahtimw]

@bobda @NY_LBSS @itskyleconner Maybe for some people that would be useful, your use cases don’t interest us, me and my wife combined do 7k miles a year, we’re not gonna pay a robot $1 every 3 miles to drive us. That’s absurd.

[Noah @noahtimw]

@bobda @NY_LBSS @itskyleconner ? If I could pay $200 a month for a full time chauffeur I would 100% not spend that money, driving is a simple enough task that being able to do it for free is way more valuable than some ridiculous ever-raising subscription cost I will be paying until I’m in the grave

[Noah @noahtimw]

@RyanThomasOk @EbIvryPlyr @kylamb8 @NFL_DovKleiman What I think the argument really comes down to is what “losing control” means. You can clearly see he makes contact with the ground with 8 separate body parts and rolls through the ground without the ball moving, it was a strip afterwards that made him “lose control”

[Noah @noahtimw]

@kylamb8 @NFL_DovKleiman You mean the slow mo where you can clearly see him catch it, secure it so it doesn’t move once, and then you see one foot hit the ground, a second foot, then a knee, then his elbow, then his shoulder and head, then back then he fully rolls over and only then the ball is stripped?

[Noah @noahtimw]

@Anshxeth @PraiseTheFrom Boulder’s gate, did you not watch the first 2 seconds of the clip?

[Noah @noahtimw]

@Rec1pr0city @ZacksJerryRig It’s only “way better” because it’s got $200 worth of improved hardware in it. If they made a way to convert HW3 to HW4 99% of people wouldn’t even notice any other improvement

[Noah @noahtimw]

@elonmusk Why is it not in Tesla hardware 3 yet, it’s literally just calling an API, there’s no reason for it to be limited by hardware.

[Noah @noahtimw]

@akj8087 @niccruzpatane They have no incentive to upgrade HW3, all their shareholders care about is # of cars sold. So they’re hoping if they don’t upgrade you then you’ll buy a new car with the new hardware.

[Noah @noahtimw]

@Tesla When is 14.1 and grok coming to Intel chips?

[Noah @noahtimw]

@tavi_chocochip @Tesla It’s supposed to be symbolic of Tesla quality

[Noah @noahtimw]

@floridanow1 @HustleBitch_ $100? Who’s your drone guy?

[Noah @noahtimw]

@tariqkhanfmd Ich kann in eine Stunde die gleiche Distanz fahren, doch für nur 5€

[Noah @noahtimw]

@TheCinesthetic Polar Express, we don’t learn a single name

[Noah @noahtimw]

@ianbremmer If this had happened in America half the people would have stayed in their homes because they read on Facebook that the impending glacier collapse was just a conspiracy by the dems and liberal scientists

[Noah @noahtimw]

@micsolana Its like being down 0 to 42 in a football game, and then scoring a field goal against the opponents second string, and declaring that you’re dominating them

[Noah @noahtimw]

@micsolana Because it’s 700 points below where it would have been had trump not intervened and 500 points down from its peak. Pretty easy to have “good days” when you’re that far down in the hole.