jack

hey

[jack @noitsnotjack]

hahaha get fucked carter hart

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

’”I’m Lesley Stahl.”
“I’m Bill Whitaker.”
“I’m Jon Wertheim.”
“I’m Chris Cillizza.”
“I’m Laura Loomer.”
“I’m Riley Gaines. Those stories, plus Ian Miles Cheong, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[jack @noitsnotjack]

google mike green career highlights.

[Rich Raho @RichRaho]

About two months after Robert Francis Prevost became Pope Leo XIV, he put in a call to his bank back home, a close friend, the Rev. Tom McCarthy, told a gathering of Catholics last week. The new pope identified himself as Robert Prevost, saying that he wished to change the phone number and address that the bank had on file. The pope answered the security questions correctly. Then, the woman on the line for the bank told him that it wasn’t enough — he would have to come to the branch in person. “He said, ‘Well, I’m not going to be able to do that,’” Father McCarthy said in a video clip shared on social media. The pope tried a different tack. “Would it matter to you if I told you I’m Pope Leo?” he asked, according to Father McCarthy. She hung up.

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

[jack @noitsnotjack]

8 mile: the musical

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

"was"

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[jack @noitsnotjack]

i would have such insane main character syndrome if i was an astronaut

[jack @noitsnotjack]

reading the warren commission.. seems like lee harvey oswald meant to shoot jackie and was just a bad shot

[🇺🇸🇧🇷🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

the greatest ever

[Ethan @EthanHoliday2]

John after beating Peter to the tomb

[Koa ♡ @kourtofangels]

that timeline scroll when your team just won and your star player put up a crazy statline

[jack @noitsnotjack]

theres just something so classy abt youtube on the computer. and conversely something so juvenile as youtube on the phone

[reb @rebmasel]

*arguing in front of James Cameron about shipwrecks*
“Is the Titanic a shipwreck?”
“Ah…..a trick question. I was not aware you would ever bring this up.”

[cm punk fan @OVECHKlN]

grandma when i switched the tv source from hdmi 1 to hdmi 2:

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand how the rising price of gas will affect blue-collar Americans in Midwestern swing states. So we talked to three Ivy-educated podcasters with trust funds at a Le Pain Quotidien in Dupont Circle.

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

CEO OF OREO: “I would advise that everyone eat 50 Oreos a day. Maybe even 100.”

[cm punk fan @OVECHKlN]

expecting alex semin to travel with the team on the road during this record chase