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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Name a great performance in a movie that people don’t take seriously enough.

Mine is Mr. T in Rocky III. Oscar-worthy and I’m not even joking. He made that movie. And it just so happens to be an all-time rewatchable film.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When you’re finally serious about fighting crime, you’re gonna want to take the oldest motherfucker you can find and team him up with the fattest motherfucker you can find.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

I tried to quit smoking. I went to a guy who was, like, a hypnotist, you know? Put me under a spell. Every time I had a craving for a cigarette, I would throw up.

Very embarrassing right after sex.

(big laugh from the audience)

Pretty hard to get that second date after that, you know? After you barf on 'em, women get real snobby all of a sudden.

[mark normand @marknorm]

It’s a poly market

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Greatest commercial of all time? I say yes.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

MeToo "pioneer" MIT scientist who drove a professor to the brink of su*cide with false r*pe allegations after he broke up with her, told him she wanted to feel like she was "gang r*ped."

Professor David Sabatini has been awarded $6M after his former colleague, Dr. Kristin Knouse, defamed him with completely false allegations.

The MeToo community praised Knouse when she came out with her allegations.

Sabatini's entire career was destroyed by the false allegations as his colleagues all rushed to defend the woman who lied about him.

He also tried taking his own life by hanging himself, according to the Daily Mail.

Newly released texts reveal that Knouse, 38, was the one who pursued Sabatini, 58, and it wasn't until he left her for another woman that she accused him of r*pe.

After the breakup, she texted a friend that he was going to get "Weinstein-ed out of science."

"My lawyers and I are out for blood... prison is what he should get," she said.

She praised how "hopelessly defeated, beyond the violence stage," he was after his career was ruined.

But text messages show that Knouse pursued him and sent him graphic texts.

"I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and feel like I've been gang r*ped," she said in one text message.

Knouse accused Sabatini of making her feel "scared" by his advances, but evidence showed that *she* aggressively pursued him.

When he decided to pursue a different scientist, Knouse ended his career with false accusations.

Sabatini's entire life was destroyed by the woke mob. They fired him from the Whitehead Institute and MIT, and erased his name from papers.

She purposely left key evidence and text messages out when handing over information to investigators that would have proved Sabatini was innocent.

She should never see the outside of a prison cell.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kids today fart around on their phones on road trips. We had these.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

On Wednesday, Michael Jackson and wife Debbie Rowe became the proud parents of a seven pound, ten ounce baby boy.

Asked about the baby's appearance, a family spokesman said he has Debbie's eyes, LaToya's mouth, and one of Michael's noses.

(A decent laugh from the crowd here. Although they don't realize that Norm is simply setting them up for the second, much bigger punchline...)

And according to his dad, the three-day-old boy is a regular chip off the old block. In fact, he has already molested a one-day-old boy.

[We Love Cartoons @WeLove_CarToons]

Today or in near Future AI will never replace this non sense .

[Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley]

Rachel Welch has made millions by injecting rage into the body politic. In this podcast, she and her co-host break into uncontrollable laughter at a post that says, “We’re digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it again." https://t.co/WimFTkKQxn What is notable is that, after her cohost denounces conservatives for spreading false news, they claim falsely that Kirk was killed by a MAGA supporter -- a claim long debunked but repeated by many on the left.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

On Wednesday, world chess champion Garry Kasparov tied Deep Blue, the IBM supercomputer that can examine two hundred million positions per second, in the fourth game of their six-game series.

Earlier in the week, Kasparov admitted he committed a catastrophic blunder in game two, when he failed to force a draw by moving rook to E8. Opting instead for a Caro-Kann Defense, that soon transposed into a Pribyl defense. Which, after Deep Blue moved bishop to E7, gave him the advantage with his Knight position.

With all due respect to Mister Kasparov... what the hell were you thinking?!?

[TCN @TCNetwork]

"People like [@marklevinshow and @benshapiro] can not make any decisions anymore, ever. They can not participate meaningfully in the Republican Party ever again."

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Americans like Massie.

DC doesn’t.

That’s all you need to know.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Long before modern smart bombs, the U.S. military experimented with one of the most unusual missile guidance systems in history: trained pigeons.

During World War II, researchers developed Project Pigeon, an experimental system that trained birds to recognize targets and peck at images displayed on a screen inside a missile’s nose cone. Each peck generated steering signals designed to keep the weapon on course.

Surprisingly, the concept demonstrated promising results during testing. However, despite its potential, the project was eventually abandoned as electronic guidance systems became more practical.

Imagine being a military engineer in the 1940s and hearing someone suggest putting a pigeon inside a missile to guide it toward the enemy.

Sometimes, real history sounds stranger than science fiction.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

John Lennon hanging out with the cast of Happy Days. Because that’s a real thing that somehow actually happened.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

By late 2022, people had started to realize that lockdowns, mandates and the entire Covid regime were a complete disaster. Just a mix of authoritarianism and pseudo-science and nothing else.

This was a difficult realization after years of shouting “follow the science” and viciously demonizing us defenders of liberty in truly shameful ways.

And so in October of 22, the Atlantic said “Let’s Declare a Pandemic Amnesty!”

Today a lot of people want an “Iran war Amnesty”

As I said to the Covid people: Fuck No

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

When we return next week, we’ll get 218 signatures for Epstein Files Transparency Act II, which guarantees a vote.

Survivors will be able to get their own records, State Attorneys General can prosecute crimes, and we can take the DOJ to court for keeping critical files hidden.⚖️