erika bauer

Alaskan living in Sacramento #lgrw #thefutureisteal

[🇩🇲 Chelsea, Biologist/Magical Girl/Frogletito 🦎 @ChelseaHerps]

Look at this fucking picture. The baby is not keeping up at all 😭

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

every time i want to apologize for being "too much" i think abt when the mad hatter tells alice "you lost your muchness. you used to be much muchier"

[Rafael ✹ @rafajohnmisty]

you can call me trashy or lowbrow but there is something sublime about eating with your parents at a shitty chain restaurant

[MiMi, The Evil Lesbian Pope @MiMiEvilLesbian]

Girls need to understand that the whole point of having a boyfriend is to exploit his labour as an assistant, which should allow you to be even more fabulous

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i hate what heated rivalry has done to my favorite sport i’m sorry but i hate it so fucking much

[julee @juleecel]

thank you TikTok FYP

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

best lop sided verses of all time. Andre 3000's is this poem of love, Pimp C talks about sending his hoes to make him money for Bentleys, Bun B is somewhere between, and Big Boi compares child support to "tippin' for life", then vividly describes Paul McCartney killing his wife

[ry @RyanNice]

y’all think brockhampton still together in the mcu

[Carbon @BlessedCarbon]

Imagine being a little baby and your job is hot glue gun

[Jubby @taeminluvr7]

hesty serving cunt and her son serving Inconsolable fear of the unknown

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I'm feeding grapes to your golden retriever boyfriend. Chocolate as well

[♤ ZY.a⁸² 🗝 audhd | tired artist @kuzya_sa]

Oh to be a kitten named bacteria with my best friend flea on a comfy bed

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[Witch @witchwounds]

there's a beautiful girl named Tinnitus who is always singing her siren song in my ear

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

I seriously can’t engage with people who weren’t here for the disastrous Michael Buble NHL All Stars appearance and the subsequent reveal of him being on shrooms for like all of it. Learn your history.

[kel :) @kelly_mc1r]

Tom Nook installed flock cameras on my animal crossing island overnight 😔

[cj @wshsoftball]

you can tell he had a baseball cap on and his mom told him to take that shit off at the table