Notan Alt

[kie @criminalplaza]

fatphobia is crazy bc why are people arguing AGAINST having bigger seats on airplanes 😭 that benefits everyone

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

what the hell was in their pockets looney tunes dynamite

[Nikita S @singareddynm]

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Even when the cop is in the perfect position to help, ordinary people are the ones keeping each other safe.

[Notan Alt @notherelong71]

@KeithHabs Eggs are $6 a carton rn

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

It takes a good six-year-old with a gun to stop a bad six-year-old with a gun.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Child pilots

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Why the fuck do they do this. Why do they do this to us. I got enough shit to deal with. Now I gotta cry over a fuckin rover or whatever the fuck I didn’t even know about til just now.

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

gonna sit down and enjoy a nice regular mov-oh, you’ve got to be kidding me

[Notan Alt @notherelong71]

@milesbon Two of those characters are not only children, but literal fish

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Since he’s back in the news a quick reminder of James Cameron’s reasoning for making the unfeeling T-1000 a cop in Terminator 2

[pj @pjayevans]

Biden should send thousands of troops to whoville

[rico @somethinglovely]

currently

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

And there I was, at 21, broken that I'd never hear my sister laugh again. I held her limp hand, my eyes playing cruel tricks as I swore I saw her breathe. In that moment, all I could think about was the lava cake we'd bake together. For this recipe, you'll need a double boiler.

[Notan Alt @notherelong71]

@i8athumbtack I always thought it would be great if you tried to recreate something from wherever they’re eating! Like make some churros for the Taco Bell one or something?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

In Uvalde the cops tackled parents trying to save their kids. In Colorado Springs they tackled the man who stopped the shooter. You can’t convince me cops actually want to protect and serve their communities.

[Notan Alt @notherelong71]

@RainieToll I’ve seen literally no tweets to advocate for @CaucasianJames to appear on your upcoming podcast??? Where are your REAL fans???

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite

post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)