Trevør

I was born to tweet, you don't need to check my Punnett square.

[Trevør @notoriousTAG]

The only reason I never made it to the NBA is because I couldn't memorize multiple intricate and lengthy handshakes

[Brandon Cole @Coach__Brandon]

Having to pay $3,000 out of pocket for my daughter’s braces while having what the dentist called “really good dental insurance” is exactly why I’ll continue to say this

Dental and vision not being included in health insurance is a scam that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough

[90sManiax @90sManiax]

Super Smash Bros. Ad (1999) 📺

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I almost never go to Starbucks these days, but when I do it is a surreal experience standing in an empty store and watching the barista make a bunch of drinks for people who are not yet in the store before making yours

[Trevør @notoriousTAG]

@_Wolftaylor @ScopeWorldX Cool spot. I used to live near there/hoop there

https://t.co/uRC0WQiOeJ

[Peter Lucier @PeterLucier]

my girl when the tour guide at the historical site says that I asked "a very good question"

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

it is so funny that “o’clock” is like, the official name for that concept

[Marc X. Gajeton @marcxgajeton]

😂

[Stephen Staley @stevestaley]

Someone on my street puts out light, nonsensical lawn signs. Replaces them every few weeks. I assume he’s mocking lawn sign people and if so, I need to meet him.

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

Sorry buddy you're an adult now your options for friendship are the most annoying people in existence or people that will only get lunch with you if scheduled a month in advance or people 2000 miles away

[meghan @deloisivete]

Me: *trying to make an impossible left turn in heavy traffic*

My kid: how many miles is the earth

[Beth Hawks @PhysicsHawk]

Penultimate is my second favorite word.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[tay @hairball1952]

it’s really sad to see your parents get caught into the habit of doomscrolling

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Royce White tryna play with Paige Bueckers but can’t even step foot on a plane, bro worried about the wrong Wings

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

[aether @bluewdrift]

This line from Atomic Habits isn't ready to leave my head:

"It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Say less. Not every thought needs to be shared. Not every opinion needs to be voiced. Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is stop talking.