Syrah

not a lot going on up there

[Syrah @notshiraz]

sometimes i absolutely gaslight my cat

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@seasickmuse @givemecoolace Not gonna shame sick thoughts, but I’ll shame shame shame all day for posting that shit online. Get help.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

MURRAY: It was due last week. By law.

PATEL: I understand.

MURRAY: You're not gonna follow the law? ... And you have no timeline?

PATEL: No

MURRAY: Hmm. We're not having a budget hearing without a budget request. So where is it?

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@CentipedeMouse This is absolutely true. It’s not just a chatgpt problem, it’s a No Child Left Behind problem. We have kids in undergrad who truly can’t read. I tried to teach calculus to kids who don’t understand algebra. You can’t fail them all, you’d be fired on the spot.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

MAGAs were just saying MS-13 was on the picture for demonstration purposes. Here’s Trump clearly and adamantly saying the picture was real. Do you all ever get tired of looking like morons for the sake of defending this man? It’s genuinely pathetic.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

This is going well

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@MSanker82594 @renegadeapostle There (as in a place) never possessive

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@pintsizedMB @acechhh Teen boys need to learn that they aren’t guaranteed “respect” from adults just for showing up. Adult women don’t need to show deference to teen boys.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@quincylsb @AntiCommieBecca @9mmsmg If you think you don’t know any women who have experienced sexual violence it’s because the women you know don’t trust you enough to tell you about it.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@ChrisAlvino Well it’s harder for the Russians to access the mag tapes. So they need to convert them.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@calfuckyou @RammyMolnar @HELLA_GIRTH What do you think the vanilla in “vanilla extract” is extracted from?

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@bpdkings @HELLA_GIRTH No bakery in America is purchasing synthetic vanilla. Most of them buy the beans whole and extract it in house in their preferred alcohol.

You have no idea how your food is made.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@RammyMolnar @HELLA_GIRTH That just isn’t true. The bakery in the back of your grocery store is not using artificial vanilla for anything. Even the cheaper vanilla ice cream is not artificial vanilla. Only the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest mass manufactured things use artificial.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@Allison79338009 @gunnagirl4L @HELLA_GIRTH @Erotolepsy @Hey_Brian So you want everything you consume to be replaced with cheaper ingredients while you pay the same price?

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@jeremiah10210 @ChrisRugaber He lied to you, again. It’s not a reciprocal tariff. Of course Madagascar doesn’t randomly tarriff us at 95%.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@RossKneeDeep If you can completely isolate your citizens, they are completely dependent on you for everything. Not just resources, but information as well. See Russia, North Korea.

[Alexis Blexas @agraybee]

"Non-citizens don't get due process" without due process there are no citizens, you are whatever the closest ICE agent says you are.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@eigenrobot Don’t you dislike government waste? You really want the police to use their resources dragging a 17 year old back to their parents house every night? Or you just want them on the street instead of in a teacher’s home?

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@okitafan @eigenrobot Yea, the kid is almost 18 and doesn’t want to be with their parents. Are the cops supposed to drag them back every night at 8pm? What a waste of resources!

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@PattyShulmister @feren_nic @blueacre @TheRealBobrek @Tim_Walz The next thing: his wife absolutely did not say that, but the right wing media put the spin on it.

She was saying she knew it was an important moment in history and she wanted to make sure they remembered it. She didn’t want to insulate herself from the harsh reality.

[Syrah @notshiraz]

@PattyShulmister @feren_nic @blueacre @TheRealBobrek @Tim_Walz Okay Patty. So you need to apply the lesson in the above tweet to the other things you dislike about walz. You saw him yank his sons arm? Further context showed a teleprompter in the kids way that he wasn’t looking at. Even further context shows both of his kids supporting him.