Markus ☢️🐙 Wein (@[email protected])

Trimethylxanthine enthusiast. Recovering perfectionist. (He/him)

[@rob-sheridan.com on BSky @rob_sheridan]

This is *exactly* as I imagined, and provides the most straightforward explanation for anyone still trying to grasp at complicated theories on how the "SpaceX genius" could possibly be so bad at this. https://t.co/gRAgBgCPo7

[Markus ☢️🐙 Wein (@[email protected]) @nuclearsquid]

as CEO rather than thrived under his leadership.“ https://t.co/yRRFf89tkL (2/2)

[Markus ☢️🐙 Wein (@[email protected]) @nuclearsquid]

CW: Twitter, Elon Musk

„While we may have been able to fool ourselves that Musk could have successfully run three or four companies at once, the truth is more likely that SpaceX and Tesla have survived his tenure (1/2)

[Avdi Grimm @avdi]

"I dunno man, the car ran fine but I couldn't afford gas. So I replaced the drivetrain with butter noodles but gas was still expensive, guess it can't be saved"

[Avdi Grimm @avdi]

Imagine looking at Twitter, an app that is [at this point] rock-solid in its core functionality, but sketchy on revenue, and thinking "ah, we need to rewrite the software".

[Books and Wine @booksandwine76]

YES CLAIRE

[John Bull @garius]

BTW one of my favourite things in fantasy art is that if you want to make a dragon look menacing or powerful, you draw it in poses used by cats.

If you want to make a dragon stupid but loveable, you draw it in poses used by dogs.

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

me refusing to leave twitter until it blows up:

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'll say it again: Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Before coffee: I want to die

After coffee: Alright! Let's buy the rope

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

post it notes before they’re hunted and killed for your little “ideas”

[Christopher D. Long 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🌹 @octonion]

*me, shoving my head under the hood of an F1 racing car next to the engineers working on it*

"You guys ever think of making it go faster?"

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

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