Michal Wojciechowski

Comes in peace, but with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.
See also: @odyniec_run, @odyniec_gc

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@Wyrwal "Imponująca"? Czym imponuje ta chmura dymu?

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@EarthStriking @TheDEWLine @TotalPanda A fake drop of hope is worse, because when it turns out to be false, you start to question if other drops of hope were also not true. Hope works best when it's grounded in reality.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@EarthStriking @TheDEWLine @TotalPanda No, I don't.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@EarthStriking @TheDEWLine @TotalPanda No. Believing in something that isn't true is never a good thing.

For instance, Putin wants you to believe that his actions are merely defensive.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

SOAP::Lite should be renamed to SOAP::Hate.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

Hey @YouTube, I would really prefer to just get my search results rather than:
- 12 results for my query
- then 3 videos "Related to your search" (sort of)
- then 2 more results for my query
- then 3 videos "For you" (unrelated to my search)
- finally the rest of the results

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

Jonathan "Joffa" Smith, an exceptionally talented ZX Spectrum games programmer, passed away 10 years ago. Watch this inspiring documentary on him by @KimxxxJustice: https://t.co/H8VjAxWlqx

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

Watched an interview with Ruth Bramley, who worked at Sinclair Research in the good old days of 8-bit computers. I learned where the terms "upper case" and "lower case" come from: https://t.co/mO8WIwpo0y

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@mpoppendieck Watched your GOTO 2016 talk on the future of software engineering and found it very interesting. Just wanted to say thanks :-)

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@JenMsft Atari 65XE BASIC.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

The biggest advantage of the monolithic architecture over microservices is that you have fewer things that you need to name.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

You can compile this cake and eat it too!

https://t.co/3IVGMd0wkf

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

Listened to The Origins Podcast with @LKrauss1 and @rickygervais. I loved how Ricky got disappointed with the current limits of knowledge :-) https://t.co/G63zJoUbc5 @TheOriginsPod

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

In the spirit of #Easter and all things eggs... have you read the short story "The Egg" by @andyweirauthor? If not, go ahead: https://t.co/7JaqbVh7PP and then watch the excellent animated adaptation by @Kurz_Gesagt: https://t.co/iucm4hLKpl

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

Now I'm scared.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny!’" --Isaac Asimov

https://t.co/jeHCOAPYzb

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@digitalocean Thanks, DM sent.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

@digitalocean Droplet won't start up after resizing, creating another one from backup doesn't work either, no response to my support ticket. An important service is down for several hours now because of this. I am disappoint.

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

"API" is a recursive acronym for "API Probably Incomplete".

[Michal Wojciechowski @odyniec]

Many people using the ASAP abbreviation seem to forget what the P stands for.