Róisín 🇵🇸

this is my 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀, this is my 𝘼𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙐𝙃 // she/her

[Róisín 🇵🇸 @ohroisin]

☀️

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[katie @katefeetie]

fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

When someone says “we’re all on the same page,” ask what page number. Refuse to proceed without it. Become ungovernable.

[stewie garlic @stewiegarlic]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[Anónimas @Anonimasenamora]

Perdón por dejar mi cabello tirado por todos lados, un ángel debe dejar sus plumas por todas partes

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

i’ve reflected on my behavior and unfortunately i remain hilarious

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“wya” umm my bed?? under my blankets?? with my stuffed animals?? straight comfying it??

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

ok but why would i finish a thought when i can think of a cool new exciting one

[Ava @avainwordland]

And for the lady, perhaps a portal to another dimension.

[Ida 🌸🦷 #teamflesh @akaidaho]

Drag Race UK was the only thing keeping them united

[Ei @gwyshii]

curling up into a little ball and making irritated noises if there is attempt to unroll me

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

you're mad at me for not texting back and I've literally been swallowed whole by a whale. I only get service when it comes up for air and even then it's marginal

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy

[jake @wormpuller]

Are you glad at me

[hera @shiningdaisies]

just did 1 push up let me know if u need a bicep to cry on bbg

[rii @forgedvows]

i get so embarrassed venting like im sorry for being miserable do you still like me

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

(Crying, Nauseous, Terrified, Shaking) I need to make a List