Blimey, it’s him again!

photographer, security consultant

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@ohcaptainmycap7 @Rainmaker1973 Never declaw your cat

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@PaulEmbery Christ, you nitwits believe that immigration has caused every problem in the UK. Intelligence tries so hard to catch up with you, but you always manage to outrun it.

[Tymofiy Mylovanov @Mylovanov]

Applebaum: Elon Musk clearly has an ambition to be a Russian-style oligarch.

In that model, wealth and political power mesh together: oligarchs are enriched by politicians, while politicians become tied directly to business power. 1/

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@SahilExec Replica gives availability, back up gives recoverability

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@SahilExec SQL injection and password stored in plain text

[Annie Bishop @AnnieBishop123]

We’ve come a long way baby or at least we thought we had. I found this letter in the house that I bought

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@ScotNational It’s about time this organisation of posh boys interviewing their rich mates was closed down.

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@SahilExec None of these

(1) rotate API key
(2) Investigate logs and other controls to check if a compromise has occurred
(3) Initiate compromise related playbooks
(4) Change your secret management strategy to ensure that keys are never handled by humans

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@rcolvile Cost of Brexit. For starters:
Divorce bill £40B
HMRC IT £20B
Regulatory frameworks & agencies £10B
Customs upgrades £7B
2 ministries £4B
Etc
It’s important to realise the costs as not only has this busted our finances, Reform are about to introduce similar bad, expensive policies

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@ayesha_fatiima Restore from backup.

Change this user's production access to READ ONLY.

Implement proper change control so that scripts have to be tested in lower environments before being run.

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@Gamingtronium Search engine cache and Forensic analysis of the disks

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@sesigl Secrets Manager that is able to rotate secrets so that no human ever sees a key/password

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@ashoKumar89 No validation creates security issues:
-user can spoof id
-sql injection

Also, an error is possible if no rows are returned

[Paula Branco @PaulaBranco16]

Parece que anda a circular pela Rússia uma anedota que conta mais ou menos isto:

Um dia, o Putin visita uma escola e dá uma palestra sobre como o governo russo é excelente e como a Rússia é o melhor país do mundo. No fim da intervenção, convida o público a fazer perguntas. Um aluno levanta-se e diz:
“Olá, o meu nome é Sasha e tenho duas perguntas”.
O Putin responde: “Ok, podes perguntar”,
e o Sasha diz: “Porque é que a Rússia invadiu a Ucrânia? E porque é que ainda não ganhámos a guerra?”.

Nesse preciso momento, toca a campainha e toda a gente vai almoçar.

Depois do almoço, a sessão de perguntas e respostas continua e outro aluno levanta-se.
“Olá, o meu nome é Boris e tenho quatro perguntas”. “Sim?”, diz o Putin.
“Porque é que a Rússia invadiu a Ucrânia? Porque é que ainda não ganhámos? Porque é que a campainha do almoço tocou 20 minutos mais cedo? E onde está o Sasha?”

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@SumitM_X That’s not the same as encrytion

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@PulaRJS Apparently we’re not allowed to call them Far Right.

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@PaulEmbery @DAaronovitch That would mean you’re a xenophobe

[mariana Z @mariana057]

OK, so naked running.

Apparently this means running without GPS, music and any other tech.

I wish I knew this an hour ago.

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@akramcodez Entire coding standards docs dictating pedantry like this, not related to any functional or non-functional requirement.
While at the same time usually not a single word on important aspects such as secure coding.

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@Samaytwt All of them. You need to make your app work on all of them. You need to dev and test it on all of them.

By only working with one browser, you're going back to the early 2000s, where companies were saying "Unfortunately, Explorer is not rendering our web page properly"