Oldpaths Guide

Keeping people on the straight and narrow oldpaths since this country started. Follow me as I follow King James. 2 time #Holiest Award Winner.

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@cyranodebaptist this account is a PARODY!!

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@CoreyLambrecht @TheGRAMMYs Easy as Heaven or Hell

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@BreakngBaptist He blocked me earlier so not sure. Lol

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We pat our kids down and give a breathalyzer at #Oldpaths Baptist before they get on a sacred bus. #standards

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This kid is smart! The only way you can make sense of the average #oldpaths sermon is to be drunk!

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@MrSmoothly HAYMAN!!

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HAYMAN!! If Bill ain't seen one they don't exist! Notice - it's not important if he holds to Jesus. #oldpaths

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@MrSmoothly HAYMAN! The MOG who doesn't wear a tie is tellin you a lie!

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@OegieMonster HAYMAN!!

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@OegieMonster I stand corrected! eh...

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@IFBBS @PastorReeves HAYMAN!!

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@clemsonpanther NO! Only #IFB are Gods people!

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@Fundy_Monk HAYMAN!!

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@OegieMonster more like "favorite" son! REPENT and show it with a clean shaven face!

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@LukasHafeli @clemsonpanther The combination is doubly damning.

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@OegieMonster That's hanging on satan's fridge!

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@clemsonpanther Brother I am an angry white MOG - of course I'm serious.

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Satan has infiltrated some of our #IFB churches. You can tell them by their goatee. Don't be fooled! Facial hair is DEMONIC!! #standards

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@PastorReeves HAYMAN!! If they have a goatee from the devil they be! #oldpaths

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@pastor_honest HAYMAN!!