olivia.

either in red, or in bed.

[olivia. @olivsharp]

This deserves all the abuse that Malcolm Tucker would have bestowed upon it

[Mark Sewards MP @MarkJSewards]

Introducing the first AI prototype of a British MP🇬🇧🤖

When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it or be left behind.

https://t.co/Em9aIKaW6K

[olivia. @olivsharp]

Does Gordon Brown know that teenage girls are making fancams of him to Taylor Swift music with 30,000 likes over on Tiktok?

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

[olivia. @olivsharp]

can i just say that everyone laughed at me when i said we should nationalise oasis, and now everyone's getting so serious about how much they cost that we're having a government review about it?

[olivia. @olivsharp]

so.. is the oasis stance on scalping that it's okay to do as long as the artist gets their cut??

[kat @cocowoofwoof]

The worst person you know got oasis tickets in the presale

[olivia. @olivsharp]

There'll still be Oasis tickets on See & Gigs + Tours after they sell out on Ticketmaster, because literally no one has been able to get on their websites since about 7.30 this morning.

[olivia. @olivsharp]

me watching everyone receive their oasis presale codes

[olivia. @olivsharp]

i'm already afraid of the ticket wars

[redwinesuperlivia 🍅 @0nthebleachers]

if oasis reunites and i see a single influencer being gifted tickets by a brand it will be on sight when i get to wembley

[olivia. @olivsharp]

the university of newcastle has a gender pay gap 5% higher than the national average but to combat sexism they've said why don't we try and erode colloquialisms

[olivia. @olivsharp]

'Olivia Rodrigo spotted in Manchester, wonder if she's there to rebook her Coop Live date' yes that's exactly how venue bookings work, we let customers purchase tickets online but artists have to drop by to pencil dates with the box office in person.

[olivia. @olivsharp]

whoa now hang on where's average marriage @What_Liam_Said??

[olivia. @olivsharp]

All the football blokes at the Courteeners tour this winter when I turn up with Pink Cactus Cafe friendship bracelets after doing a summer at the Eras Tour

[olivia. @olivsharp]

At what point in the night is literally ANY channel going to realise we don't just want to know who won the seat? Yeah, yeah, Labour win. Now tell me who came second ffs what is going on with these Reform votes??

[Susy Kane @kusysane]

Thick Of It level framing and we’re only on result 3

[olivia. @olivsharp]

take a shot every time wes streeting says ship

[✧ @itsjustcereal]

who’s student accommodation is she in pls

[olivia. @olivsharp]

actually sick of social media warriors who interrupt your feed telling you how to vote. 'you must vote tactically', 'a vote for ___ is a wasted vote', bore off man. it's a miracle if we can all be arsed to not stay home on thursday.

[olivia. @olivsharp]

Feels like Mr Blobby being in The Smiths

[olivia. @olivsharp]

Have just learned via Glastonbury that Fatboy Slim was in The Housemartins? Absolutely insane news.