YAHYA

|Live Simply, Sleep Soundly|

[Victor Onyibest @victor_onyibest]

This is how people come into your life 😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Probably one of the most 'alien-like' species, the ribbon worm spits a living, tree-like proboscis to hunt it prey.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Ebola is waiting for World Cup to end

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

A petrol station in Garissa nearly applied for a boxing license after an ordinary fuel transaction turned into a live-action sports event.

According to eyewitnesses, an AP officer fueled his vehicle and was asked the most feared question in modern Kenya:

"Afande, unawezaonyesha M-Pesa message?"

At that moment, negotiations collapsed faster than Arsenal's title hopes.

Instead of producing the sacred screenshot, Afande allegedly decided to solve the matter using government-issued confidence and a surprise punch.

Unfortunately, what he didn't know was that the petrol attendant had apparently spent his free time watching Mike Tyson highlights and shadowboxing behind the station.

The attendant reportedly threw the fuel nozzle aside like a wrestler removing his jacket before entering the ring.

What followed was not a fight.

It was an advanced practical lesson.

Witnesses say Afande was promoted from customer to punching bag within seconds.

Nearby motorists who had come to buy fuel immediately abandoned their vehicles and secured front-row seats.

One boda boda rider allegedly switched off his engine and declared:

"Hii sio Shell, hii ni SuperSport."

The beating became so educational that Google Maps almost updated the location from "Petrol Station" to "National Boxing Academy."

By the time coworkers intervened, Afande had allegedly memorized all the stars visible in the Garissa sky .

Were it not for the intervention of one Mohammed, the officer would have continued receiving free lessons in Physics, Geography and Advanced Air Navigation.

Investigations are ongoing to determine whether the dispute was about fuel, M-Pesa, or an unauthorized boxing tournament.

[Sangel 🪽 @sahmetkiz]

This manhole in Haifa is older than the state of Israel 😆

[YAHYA @omarabdub010]

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[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean they'll fail. God isn't from your village. Stop thinking your opinion controls someone else's destiny.

[gids @gidikariuki]

We need a World Cup in China during our lifetime

[Eric @amerix]

Then in 2016, Estama company imported 100 containers and called them mobile clinics.

Painted them so well.

The company bought each at KSH 1.2 Million and sold to the Ministry of Health at KSH 10 million each, making a profit of Ksh 9 million per container.

The crooks were paid KSH 1 billion from the government and dumped the containers in Mombasa and Nairobi, and vanished.

Nobody has been convicted.

The heist just died silently.

We have gone through a lot.

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

You grab a grape, but you leave your finger behind 🤣

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

hizi mashamba tutanunua, gari tunaendesha na nyumba tutajenga in due time, mdogo mdogo tu.

[Toshabuild Contractors @ToshabuildLtd]

Wacha niweke kamoja hapa ya lunch time. Rongai manenos.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Math Magic:

259 x your age x 39 = ?

Give it a try. You will get an interesting result.

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

All these years, they fed us Russian, Chinese, Iranian, propaganda when it was actually Israel.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Team Itumbi walienda huku kuandika Tutam na wakasahau kulima barabara.

Residents wanasema ni wantam.

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Kuna police aliniambia nikiwai kua arrested nifanye everything possible ni make sure sitakua na case file kwa court

[Dr.Sam Youssef Ph.D.,Ph.D.,DPT. @drhossamsamy65]

A nationwide general strike was organized in more than 75 cities across Italy, demanding a complete boycott of Israel and the severance of all ties.

[Dhee✨🌎 @UncleDhee]

How ladies use towel vs how men use towel 😂

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Americans be like: "9/11, the most shocking day in world history, when we knew we werent safe at home"

The rest of the world on a daily basis for the past century under Isreal and american t*rrorism:

[R E M @REM__BEN]

Bütün kahramanlar pelerin takmaz, bazıları terlikle gezer..