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everything's coming up Milhouse -✨🪐

[Chester Zoo @chesterzoo]

Not one... not two... not three... but ELEVEN penguin chicks have hatched! 🐣🐧

It's the most chicks to hatch at the zoo for more than a DECADE! 🙌

To help keep track of the new arrivals, our bird team chooses a different naming theme each year. This time, the theme is plants - and so far we have a Nettle, Thistle, Dandelion, Tulip and Daffodil!

These new arrivals are highly threatened Humboldt penguins, so it's amazing news that all of the chicks have now reached 40 days old.

See the thread below to see the chicks grow 😍

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

Me: the rectangle thing in my pocket is my passport
Brain: what if it’s not though
Me: what else could it be
Brain: like a small book
Me: I didn’t bring a small book
Brain: maybe you should take it out your pocket to check
Me: I’ve already done this
Brain: go on let’s see

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The washing machine isn’t finished until you’ve reached a hand in and done the “is there still a sock in here?” manual spin.

[no context daisy jones & the six @djatsnocontxt]

Daisy Jones and The Six ‘Aurora’ Sessions — a thread

[trin @lovelltrin]

what’s a tv show that was cancelled after one season that you think about constantly? i’ll go first

[rom com gifs @romcomgif]

women journalists in romcoms

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

My photo on teams Me on a teams call

[Sophie Bartlett @_MissieBee]

To whoever designs the toddler boy clothes for @mothercareuk in @BootsUK - you do realise there are at least 37 other colours that exist???????

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵

[shana @shanainparis]

give me 10 million more of these slowburn friends to lovers with agonizing miscommunication, mutual pining/jealousy throughout the years, and heart clenching angst that makes me suffer and be miserable please

[hot lego nerd @locallooneytune]

I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t need them I don’t

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

I can’t believe that #TheTraitors started in January, ended in January and now our first Wednesday night without it is STILL January

[Mister Wiggins @UncoolTimi]

Benoit Blanc could be the Columbo / Poirot of our time; they could make 50 Knives Out films for all I care, I’ll watch every one.

[Cass ✨ @simplyck_]

Dating a man is so annoying because why can’t you survive on girl dinner? Why do you NEED full meals? I just want to graze and snack on things until I’m not hungry anymore and this man legit needs a whole ass cooked meal to be satisfied? Just stop

[jack rem @jackremmington]

The gap between Traitors episodes from Friday to Wednesday feels like literal years

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

Dear Warburtons,

Please stop selling your crumpets and pancakes in sixes because I have to have three crumpets even though I probably only want two as it’s impossible to do the foldy over thing with the packet if there’s one crumpet from the three left. IT IS YOUR FAULT I’M FAT!

[kels 🐞 @nashndiaz]

im actually in shocked. we lost TWO sitcom legends this year. andre braugher and matthew perry will both be so incredibly missed. i will never forget how much joy they brought to me and i hope they continue to brighten my day 🫶

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Always our Captain. We love you, Andre.