Adam Pascoe

No one ever injured their eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.

[Vaxatious Litigant 💉⚖️👨‍⚖️ @ExposingNV]

You weren’t banned for your anti abortion views. You were banned for allegedly threatening, intimidating & attempting to “improperly influence” other MPs to vote in favour of legislation you supported

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

He thought there was a Slim chance at love, little did he know it was only 8 miles away. The Real love that makes you Lose Yourself in the moment you own it, the one that you would give an arm for, not the expression, no, literally give an arm for and Just Lose It because he is Not Afraid of being in love.... Anymore.

A Nicholas Sparks story.

[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

.@ABOriginalBAM - YES

https://t.co/JdIsFv80Uh

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Gen-Z dunks hard on Climate Deniers

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[9News Sydney @9NewsSyd]

A lyrebird has been caught mimicking the ‘evacuate now’ siren at Sydney's Taronga Zoo.

The native Australian bird has the ability to accurately mimic almost any sound it hears, with an evacuation triggered less than two weeks ago when lions escaped from their enclosure. #9News

[Phil Szostak @PhilSzostak]

TEENAR: Surveillance and prosecution without limit.
SLORDA: If you’re doing nothing wrong, what is there to fear?
MON MOTHMA: I’m fearing your definition of wrong.
#Andor #StarWars

[Star Wars @starwars]

There are more than 20 million sentient species in the Star Wars galaxy, don’t choose to be a racist.

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

You need to watch this immediately.

—Sen. @GillibrandNY on Roe.

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs]

The nation cannot be reconciled without First Nations people being at the core of the Australian identity.

https://t.co/7uOXTXHGOZ

[Dr Eric Levi @DrEricLevi]

I keep hearing reports of traumatised kids and parents after a swab.

Swabs do not need to be painful or scary when done properly. All it takes is a gentle 15 seconds of really low and slow movement.

Show your kids this video.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Australian🇦🇺 police, saving another citizen from Covid:

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

A quick thread:


A lot of people have asked me this week: Where did this ivermectin obsession come from? Who could possibly benefit from it?

Most importantly, why did my antivaxx aunt start eating horse goo from the tractor store?

It’s complicated, but here are some answers.

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

[Adam Pascoe @oneiphish]

@woodaba2 @murphydogga

[Kate Thwaites @ThwaitesKate]

I went on ABC tv to talk about why the #March4Justice was so important and Morrison Government Senator Ben Small decided to talk over me. It's so distressing just how much this Government doesn't get it. #auspol #mansplained

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I wonder how those QAnon folks are gonna react when they realize that Q is Black?

Wait... Y’all didn’t know?

Come on, man, just think about it.

A thread:

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Retweet if you think that Devin Nunes is one of the last people in the country that deserves the Medal of Freedom.