One Nerve Left

Mom of 3 goblins, special educator, milspouse, walking the line between adulting and insanity

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@EliMcCann Depends on if we’re in the splash zone. That’s usually reserved for immediate family.

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There is no chapter about this in the parenting books.

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@JBsTwoCents This is good news! I hope it leads to answers and treatment options. 🤞

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@lasals924 @EliMcCann Same!

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@15thcgossipgirl @EliMcCann Next to a porn store and a crematorium…

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@EliMcCann Are we still calling them tweets? Or I guess I should ask if X is still calling them tweets and tweeters? I will forever call it Twitter and they will always be tweets…

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@Hopeeee_29 @buggus96 I delivered a son who had died 15 years ago. I’m so sorry for you both. It does get better over time. But it never goes away. And most people really do not understand. I hope you have love and support from others to help carry you through these difficult days. ❤️❤️

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We are all going to keep calling this Twitter, right?

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@dadmann_walking THIS. I get so flustered trying to get my card back into my wallet and then my purse. While the kid in the window obnoxiously sighs - like what am I supposed to do?! Just throw my card into the back seat and grab for the food?!

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@NickMayerik Bambi.

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@dadmann_walking Did she at least tell you early enough in the day so you could take a nap to prepare?

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@harley_quorn

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@shannon0318 @ask_aubry Came here to say the same. I wish I had so little to think/talk about sometimes…

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@EliMcCann That is exceptional. I wouldn’t have the patience and precision to even read the pattern…

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You know what’s worse than stepping on a Lego? When your Birkenstock slips off your foot just enough that your entire arch comes down with all of your weight right on the back rim of the shoe. 😫

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The Walmart by my house has a fleet of new shopping carts and, NGL, this made my entire day.

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@EliMcCann I’m more worried about what it would smell like. 🤮

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@LizerReal I have a student who eats bananas that way. It terrifies me.

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@NickMayerik

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@paminski I love the first two - but my mom spoils my kids so bad that sending them to her would be a party. 🙄