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You have laser eyes. I have laser balls. We are not the same.

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@MLB @CitizenWatchUS Rake

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@pete_rizzo_ Slide that decimal over

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@AndreasSteno Saylor could retire the prefs and the debt and still have more than 500K BTC on his balance sheet. Today’s sell off was just a liquidation cascade. Nothing more. Balance sheet is solid. I loaded up on STRC at $84 today. Will sell it when it’s back at par in a few cycles.

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@AdamBLiv Thanks for the levelheaded perspective as always. Time to double down. DM me if you’re in the market for a kidney

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@TFTC21 I think this qualifies as another “Bitcoin is dead” proclamation

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@WalkerAmerica The Hangover (2009)

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@scottmelker @Strive @ColeMacro $SATA

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@LawrenceLepard @themoralmoney @JoshMandell6 @FiatisF00lsgold GFY, Larry ;)

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@RHodls I’m so bulled up man!

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@AdamBLiv If only they could keep buying at these prices through 2028! I wonder if the acceleration in STRC sales will offset the higher BTC price and allow the pace of acquisition to continue?

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@AdamBLiv @ralongar It’ll end up costing $80B for that first million BTC, but that second million is going to run >$1T IMO. It’ll be fun watching him go after it. Don’t know if he gets there, but he’ll have a shit ton of fiat to work with thanks to STRC and MSTR ATM. All in!

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@internetsophi It was looking for El Salvador

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@baseload21

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@deepswayze @scraymondjr @ShardiB2 Yes, just like every other publicly traded company in the world

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@BigpictureBTC $700B in div obligations means he’s raised and purchased $6T+ of Bitcoin by then. Your analysis is bunk

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@BitcoinNews @Strategy XXI and Twenty One Capital are the same thing

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@BitcoinNews @Strategy 766,970

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@BitPaine @shirishjajodia “Only one condition needs to be met for this to work and to scale:

$BTC APY > $STRC APY > APY of comparable fixed income securities”

This is so clean 🫡

[Laser ₿alls @orangehalo]

@Rajatsoni This can’t be emphasized enough!

[Rajat Soni, CFA @Rajatsoni]

$MSTR has more Bitcoin than every company in the S&P 500

COMBINED