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c'est la vie, bb || no can do, buckaroo

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Plumber said I'm getting a top tier brand in my upgrade, and I'm now way too overjoyed about getting a good grade in Toilet

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@Nexiraluv Hey now, I'm a complex woman - I can think about both at the same time

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Almost sent you a birthday present but
...then i remembered

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Sometimes when you're pure of heart people will give you free stickers 💫

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It's me, I'm the April Fool

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

I can feel it immediately when someone has put down everything heavy and walked away clean. there is a specific emptiness in the eyes of people who never stayed when staying cost them something. and the people i lean toward all have this damage that they refused to drop even when dropping it made sense even when everyone told them to drop it. they carried a sick parent or a failed business or a woman who could not love them back or a child that would never say thank you or God who never answered and the carrying broke something in them that cannot heal and that broken thing is exactly why i trust them. you cannot fake it. it is there or it is not there and it is only there in men who chose the weight when the door was open and the door is always open

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@Dansplainer I too am deep in the pocket of Big Couch™

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my clothing autism has recently found me wearing a giant shirt I obtained from my grandpa and I now understand what mr. macklemore was on about in 2012

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“It’s negative 40 degrees.”

“Fahrenheit or Celsius?”

“…I have amazing news.”

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GIRL'S GOTTA CLOSE HER LOOPS 💃

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

if halloween is over then why am i still scared

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@bakwasbandkrein Onion

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much like birds, time simply isnt real #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@huanwasagoodboy ok
yay ♥️

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate

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@huanwasagoodboy have you tried Making Your Own Lane & just bypassing all the traffic ? all my homies are hydroplaning out into the snow-covered no-man's-land in the median and just gunning it. home in half the time #skillissue

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

when I wake up in the morning on my couch with the lights on